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| Posted by Gary Cooper on 14-Aug-2005 | Stu Chews ShoesIf Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
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| Posted by Lucky Lucy on 14-Aug-2005 | Fud PickerHow much Fud,
could a fud picker pick,
if a fud picker could pick fud?
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| Posted by funnygirl on 14-Aug-2005 | Flea & FlyA flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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| Posted by elliott m on 14-Aug-2005 | Seal SlicersHow many seals did the seal slicer slice since the seal slicer
shan't slice slippery seals.
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| Posted by Tamara Davis on 14-Aug-2005 | Sylvia SwimmingSurely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised.
Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."
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| Posted by Sarah Clayton on 14-Aug-2005 | Betty Baught Some ButterBetty bought a bit of butter, but the butter was bitter, so
Betty bought a bit of better butter, but the better butter was
still bitter.
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| Posted by moi on 22-Feb-2006 | hol shitthre was a man called jim he went a school called mamabo when his teacher told him to write his nmae in the paper he wrote mambo jamco bohyr
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| Posted by Tanner Chacon on 14-Aug-2005 | Big Black Bug & Big Black BearA big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear
bleed blood.
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| Posted by Carrie Sparton on 14-Aug-2005 | Silly SheepSilly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a shed.
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| Posted by Daniel J. Gatsch on 14-Aug-2005 | Betty Botter's ButterBetty Botter had some butter.
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--that would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter.
So it was better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.
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