|
|
 |
|
 |
 |
| Posted by Tanner Chacon on 14-Aug-2005 | Big Black Bug & Big Black BearA big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear
bleed blood.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
| Posted by Carrie Sparton on 14-Aug-2005 | Silly SheepSilly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a shed.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted by Daniel J. Gatsch on 14-Aug-2005 | Betty Botter's ButterBetty Botter had some butter.
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--that would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter.
So it was better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted by Derek Nastase on 14-Aug-2005 | Mr. See's Saw & Mr. Soar's SeesawMr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See, which
made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See's saw
sawedSoar's seesaw!
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted by Justin Babineau on 14-Aug-2005 | Twenty Two TadpolesTwenty two tiny tadpoles tied ten tan neckties tightly to twenty
tall trees twenty years ago this Tuesday at twelve twenty two,
Timex time!
P.S See how fast you can read this without a mistake. If you can
learn it by heart and recite it out loud, you're a GENIUS!
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
