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| Posted by Daniel J. Gatsch on 14-Aug-2005 | Betty Botter's ButterBetty Botter had some butter.
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--that would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter.
So it was better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.
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| Posted by Sarah Clayton on 14-Aug-2005 | Betty Baught Some ButterBetty bought a bit of butter, but the butter was bitter, so
Betty bought a bit of better butter, but the better butter was
still bitter.
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| Posted by Madi Stuart on 14-Aug-2005 | Funny FeelI feel a funny feel,
A funny feel I feel,
If you feel the feel I feel,
I feel the feel you feel.
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| Posted by Beth Henry on 14-Aug-2005 | One Smart FellowOne smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows both felt smart.
Three smart fellows all felt smart.
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| Posted by Lisa M. Huffstutler on 14-Aug-2005 | Lesser LeatherLesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.
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| Posted by Gary Cooper on 14-Aug-2005 | Stu Chews ShoesIf Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?
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| Posted by elliott m on 14-Aug-2005 | Seal SlicersHow many seals did the seal slicer slice since the seal slicer
shan't slice slippery seals.
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| Posted by Justin Babineau on 14-Aug-2005 | Twenty Two TadpolesTwenty two tiny tadpoles tied ten tan neckties tightly to twenty
tall trees twenty years ago this Tuesday at twelve twenty two,
Timex time!
P.S See how fast you can read this without a mistake. If you can
learn it by heart and recite it out loud, you're a GENIUS!
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| Posted by Derek Nastase on 14-Aug-2005 | Mr. See's Saw & Mr. Soar's SeesawMr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See, which
made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See's saw
sawedSoar's seesaw!
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| Posted by Lucky Lucy on 14-Aug-2005 | Fud PickerHow much Fud,
could a fud picker pick,
if a fud picker could pick fud?
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| Posted by Carrie Sparton on 14-Aug-2005 | Silly SheepSilly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a shed.
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| Posted by funnygirl on 14-Aug-2005 | Flea & FlyA flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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| Posted by Tamara Davis on 14-Aug-2005 | Sylvia SwimmingSurely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised.
Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."
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| Posted by moi on 22-Feb-2006 | hol shitthre was a man called jim he went a school called mamabo when his teacher told him to write his nmae in the paper he wrote mambo jamco bohyr
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