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| Posted by LadyBrat on 14-Aug-2005 | pick up lineevery one has a hobbie right....well your mine
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| Posted by Melissa R. Delaat on 14-Aug-2005 | Ever wonder....Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on
airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that
stuff?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why does a house burn down and furniture burn up?
Why do they call it a Hot water heater? If the waters already
hot, why heat it. It should be called a cold water heater right?
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| Posted by "Princess on 14-Aug-2005 | Udderly RediculasA cow was walking down the streets of manhattan run day he was
going to see a MOOVIE
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| Posted by Kris10 on 14-Aug-2005 | CowsRead each of theese words
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now say the word COW After each word
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now say the word COW before AND after each word.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
Now read just the words upwards from the bottom.
1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4- Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look
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| Posted by Jessica K. Alldredge on 14-Aug-2005 | Pick Up LineYour parents must be retarded, because your special.
I may not be Fred Flinstone but i can sure make your bed rock.
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?(to a guy) (hey if they can say shit like
this to us why cant we throw a dumb one at them)
I lost my teddy bear, would u sleep with me?
Nice clothes, can i talk you out of them?
Lets play Pearl Harbour, ill lay down and u blow me away...
Guys think they are so cool when sayin shit like this to
gurls......
THINK AGAIN!
This stuff doesnt just make us laugh our heads off at you, but
it DOES NOT impress us....... find some good pick up lines, and
email them to me, gurls if there is any dumb pick up lines a guy
said to u mail them to me, i wont use em if ya dont want me to,
i just want to laugh ma ass at them.....
MUAH....love you all, even the uncreative pick up line makers
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| Posted by Erhan Eryurt on 14-Aug-2005 | Pop Quiz TrivaThe first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time
television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US
Treasury.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
Smartest dogs: 1) Scottish border collie; 2) Poodle; 3) Golden
retriever. Dumbest: Afghan hound.
Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.
Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.
Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from each salad served in first class: $40,000
City with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong
State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska
Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%
Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
Average number of days a West German goes without washing his
underwear: 7
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and in lived in China
in 1910.
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other
nation.
First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a
letter is uncopyrightable.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king
from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English
language.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
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| Posted by Shawn m. Wynn on 14-Aug-2005 | three guystwo guys waled into the bar the third one ducked. hahaha get it
third on ducked
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| Posted by aaron bowdoin on 14-Aug-2005 | deersDid you know that deers dont have unlces
they only have antlers
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| Posted by Jimmy T. Wuth on 14-Aug-2005 | in a traight jacketQ:does a guy in a striaght jacket look harmful that just got out
of prison?
A: yes because thats why he is in the straight jacket.
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| Posted by Nat Wat on 14-Aug-2005 | Osama Bin......Q:What does it mean when you see car tracks in Afganistan
A:Osama's Bin Drivin
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