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| Posted by Sonya Kennett on 14-Aug-2005 | Grandpa's Song (Early this morning)Ladies and Gents. Beggers and Tramps. Bugg-eyed maskitos, and 4
legged ants. I come before you to stand behind you. To tell you
something i know nothing about:
Early this morning, late last night. Two dead brothers stood up
to fight. Back to back they faced eachother, drew their swords
and shot eachother. A def policman heard the noise and came and
shot the two dead boys.
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| Posted by Matt S on 14-Aug-2005 | Martha and The Airplane ride..Martha and Harry went to the fair every year.
And every year Harry said to martha.. I want a ride in the
airplane... wouldn't it be so much fun up there in the sky so
high!
And every year Martha would reply.. No Harry..it costs ten
dollars and ten dollars is ten dollars..
This conversation kept on happenning but one year Harry said to
Martha.. "I am 71 years old.. this may be my last chance to ride
in an airplane.." So martha agreed and the airplane pilot made
them a deal.. If you dont talk AT ALL throughout the trip well
it wont cost you anything.. but if you talk AT ALL during the
trip it will cost you Ten dollars..
So the plane flight came to an end after ten minutes of twists
and turns in the air and dives over the sea...
When the plane landed the pilot said You done very well not to
talk throughout the whole plane trip and Harry replied.. Well i
found it very hard not to talk when martha fell out of the plane!
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| Posted by Matt S. N/A on 14-Aug-2005 | Top Three Benifits Of Being Deaf1. You never need to worry about finding a quiet place to read.
2. Yes, people may be shouting insults at you behind your back,
but who cares?
3. You can communicate efficiently with Italians.
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| Posted by april pe on 14-Aug-2005 | pulling outOne day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he
could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father
said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you
want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas." Christmas
came around, and Johnny asked again.The father said, "Well, the
mortgage is still extremely high, sorry about that. Ask me again
some other time." Well, about 2 days later, the boy was seen
walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase.
The father felt sorry for him, and asked him why he was leaving.
The boy said, "Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I
heard you say that you were pulling out, and mommy said that you
should wait because she was coming too, and DAMN if I'll get
stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!"
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| Posted by Joe Mom on 14-Aug-2005 | Cross BreedQuestion: What do you get if you cross a Rotweiler with a
Labrador puppy?
Answer: A dog that scares the shit out of you, then runs away
with the toilet roll.
Question: What do you get if you cross a pimp with a mailman?
Answer: A whole street full of affairs.
Question: What do you get if you cross Einstien and a Family
Councselling advisor.
Answer: someone who gives people advice on relative theories.
(that last 1 is shit but my inner geek finds something funny
bout it)
Question: Why is it not a good idea to cross pokemon with porn
stars.
Answer: Would you enjoy little animals tryin to hit on you?
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