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First << "This won't hurt, I promise."... | Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.... | Only the good die young, and only the young... | If anything can go wrong, | I'm convinced that in a | "They told me I was | You can listen to thunder | I've learned that we are | Abstain from wine, women, and | I think, therefore I'm paid. | Gardening is just a man | The other night during dinner | The gene pool could use | Just before someone gets nervous, | It is said that if | If you make something idiot-proof, | If nothing beats a Bud, | I've never seen a woman | Sterility is hereditary. | This morning I woke up | This skeleton goes into a | A clean desk is a | A preposition is a bad | Thermometer | Panties on backwards | Career | Clinic | Abstract | Stay up | Lightbulb | Autopsies | Saddam & Fred | Three strikes | Thermometer | Bumper Sticker #103 | Cheese | Tornadoes | Canniball Joke >> Last
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