| Name | Rating |
| A Closed Mouth Gathers No | --- |
| Did Noah Keep His Bees | --- |
| Confusius Say: "He Who Drop | --- |
| Obviously You Are Unable To | --- |
| This Skeleton Goes Into A | --- |
| Never Hit A Man With | --- |
| To Err Is Human; | --- |
| This Land Is Your Land. | --- |
| Age and Treachery Will Always | --- |
| Helen Waite Is Our Credit | --- |
| Happiness Is A Positive Cash | --- |
| Love Is A Matter Of | --- |
| After Eating, Do Amphibians Have | --- |
| Who Is General Failure And | --- |
| "They Reckon It Was The | --- |
| MOP AND GLOW - Floor | --- |
| the Sex Was So Good | --- |
| Jack Kevorkian for White House | --- |
| Forget the Joneses, I Keep | --- |
| A Verbal Contract Isn't Worth | --- |
| Why Is It That When | --- |
| Just When You Thought You | --- |
| If You Think There Is | --- |
| If A Donkey Is An | --- |
| It's Not True That Oysters | --- |
| Beat the 5 O'clock Rush | --- |
| If You Throw A Kitten | --- |
| He Who Puts His Nose | --- |
| the Road To To Success | --- |
| Today's Youth Are Tomorrow's Old | --- |
| Although the Moon Is Less | --- |
| "This Won't Hurt, I Promise." | --- |
| 2 + 2 = 5 | --- |
| You Know How Most Packages | --- |
| If You Drink, Don't Park. | --- |
| I've Changed My Mind A | --- |
| If At First You Don't | --- |
| "It Was Hell," Recalls Former | --- |
| Nobody's Ugly After 2 A.m.! | --- |
| We Are Microsoft. Resistance | --- |
| If At First You Don't | --- |
| Quid? Me Vexatibus? | --- |
| Be Nice To Your Kids. | --- |
| the Odds Are A Million | --- |
| Who Were the Beta Testers | --- |
| Don't Make A Fool Out | --- |
| Southern DOS: Y'all Reckon? (Yep/Nope) | --- |
| A Broken Heart Is Better | --- |
| Death Is Hereditary. | --- |
| the Only Problem We Have | --- |
| Don't Be So Open-minded -- | --- |
| Even A Blind Squirrel Finds | --- |
| If It Wasn't for Venetian | --- |
| "...Took Two Alka-Seltzer. Thought | --- |
| A Clean Desk Is A | --- |
| If Space Is A Vacuum, | --- |
| We Reserve the Right To | --- |
| A Fine Is Tax For | --- |
| <-------- the Information Went Data | --- |
| People Don't Judge Your Generosity | --- |
| It's Possible That My Whole | --- |
| What's Worth Doing Is Worth | --- |
| I Have A Theory That | --- |
| First the Engagement Ring, Then | --- |
| Latest Survey Shows That 3 | --- |
| "A Man Should Live Forever...or | --- |
| Don' T Drink and Drive, | --- |
| A Day Without Fusion Is | --- |
| A Stranger Is Just A | --- |
| Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through | --- |
| ...about As Funny As Roman | --- |
| If Webster Wrote the First | --- |
| Why Do We Sing "Take | --- |
| Sharing Is Fun, Unless Its | --- |
| I Said No To Drugs, | --- |
| A Key Ring Is A | --- |
| Learn From Your Parents Mistakes | --- |
| Life Is What Happens To | --- |
| Happiness Is A Positive Cash | --- |
| Documentation Is Like Sex: When | --- |
| "Rap" Is To "music" As | --- |
| Save the Whales, Collect The | --- |
| Why Do 'overlook' and 'oversee' | --- |
| I'd Give My Right Arm | --- |
| An Antidote Is A Medicine | --- |
| All I Want Is A | --- |
| the Moon Is A Planet | --- |
| As Famous As the Unknown | --- |
| the Management of This Establishment | --- |
| When VW Rabbits First Came | --- |
| If A Word Is Misspelled | --- |
| T. S. Eliot Is An | --- |
| All Men Are Idiots, And | --- |
| Out of My Mind... Back | --- |
| People Usually Deserve Each Other | --- |
| I Think Animal Testing Is | --- |
| If It's Raining, This Must | --- |
| Sometimes I Wake Up Grumpy; | --- |
| "I Am Dyslexic of Borg. | --- |
| Friends May Come and Go, | --- |