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| Posted by lulabelle on 07-Aug-2005 | Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog....Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
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| Posted by Maxwell Murder on 07-Aug-2005 | Everything should be made as simple as possible,...Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
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| Posted by Briman B. Briman on 07-Aug-2005 | Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for...Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.
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| Posted by chris d. delis on 07-Aug-2005 | Sex is nobody's business except the three...Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved.
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| Posted by L Y on 07-Aug-2005 | A closed mouth gathers no feet....A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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| Posted by Krissy Boo on 07-Aug-2005 | You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding...You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
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| Posted by Raynman M on 07-Aug-2005 | One pound of learning requires ten pounds...One pound of learning requires ten pounds of common sense to apply it.
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| Posted by nutmegg on 07-Aug-2005 | I know somewere inside of me there is a sober...I know somewere inside of me there is a sober man trying to get out.
A six pack usually shuts him up.
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