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| Posted by Cowardly Lion on 09-Aug-2005 | Fire HydrantQ: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside ?
A: K9P.
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| Posted by Donald Peckover on 09-Aug-2005 | 2 SkunksWhat do you call two skunks doing 69?
Odor Eaters.
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| Posted by Aaron Y on 11-Aug-2005 | Lesbian Ice CreamQ: What do you get when you mix lesbians and ice cream?
A: A Klondike Bar!
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| Posted by Joe J. Shmo on 07-Aug-2005 | Does killing time damage eternity?...Does killing time damage eternity?
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| Posted by Richie -. Vivian on 07-Aug-2005 | Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it...Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
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| Posted by K F on 07-Aug-2005 | Don't be so open-minded -- your brains will...Don't be so open-minded -- your brains will fall out.
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| Posted by Lady Jedi on 07-Aug-2005 | The major cause of auto wrecks is a screw...The major cause of auto wrecks is a screw loose in the nut behind the wheel.
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| Posted by Jared A. Stevenson on 07-Aug-2005 | If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is...If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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| Posted by christy l. jakson on 07-Aug-2005 | Sorry, I don't date outside my species....Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
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| Posted by Munem Alidina on 07-Aug-2005 | 90% of being smart, is knowing what you're...90% of being smart, is knowing what you're dumb at.
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