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Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Fire Hydrant


Posted by Cowardly Lion on 09-Aug-2005

Fire Hydrant

Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside ?

A: K9P.

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
   

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Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): 2 Skunks


Posted by Donald Peckover on 09-Aug-2005

2 Skunks

What do you call two skunks doing 69?

Odor Eaters.

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
   

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Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Lesbian Ice Cream


Posted by Aaron Y on 11-Aug-2005

Lesbian Ice Cream

Q: What do you get when you mix lesbians and ice cream?
A: A Klondike Bar!

   

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Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Does killing time damage eternity?...


Posted by Joe J. Shmo on 07-Aug-2005

Does killing time damage eternity?...

Does killing time damage eternity?
   

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Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it...


Posted by Richie -. Vivian on 07-Aug-2005

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it...

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
   

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Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Don't be so open-minded -- your brains will...


Posted by K F on 07-Aug-2005

Don't be so open-minded -- your brains will...

Don't be so open-minded -- your brains will fall out.
   

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Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): The major cause of auto wrecks is a screw...


Posted by Lady Jedi on 07-Aug-2005

The major cause of auto wrecks is a screw...

The major cause of auto wrecks is a screw loose in the nut behind the wheel.
   

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Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is...


Posted by Jared A. Stevenson on 07-Aug-2005

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is...

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
   

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Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Sorry, I don't date outside my species....


Posted by christy l. jakson on 07-Aug-2005

Sorry, I don't date outside my species....

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
   

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Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): 90% of being smart, is knowing what you're...


Posted by Munem Alidina on 07-Aug-2005

90% of being smart, is knowing what you're...

90% of being smart, is knowing what you're dumb at.
   

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