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| Posted by britt conrado on 09-Aug-2005 | Confusius say: He who smokeConfusius say: He who smoke pot, choke on handle.
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| Posted by chicky pie on 07-Aug-2005 | "This won't hurt, I promise."..."This won't hurt, I promise."
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| Posted by Jamal Hassan on 08-Aug-2005 | How come wrong numbers areHow come wrong numbers are never busy?
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| Posted by Jeff Melson on 07-Aug-2005 | Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes....Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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| Posted by Lucky Lucy on 07-Aug-2005 | The best way to win an argument is to start...The best way to win an argument is to start by being right.
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| Posted by Christine Daae on 07-Aug-2005 | Talent is the ability to convince people you...Talent is the ability to convince people you have it.
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| Posted by Steven Strazzulla on 09-Aug-2005 | ShoesQ: If a crocodile makes shoes what does a banana make?
A: Slippers.
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| Posted by Pete Makiha on 09-Aug-2005 | Sex positionWhat sexual position do you use to have an ugly baby?
Ask your parents.
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| Posted by Katie Mackle on 07-Aug-2005 | Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)...Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
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| Posted by Jena M. Graham on 09-Aug-2005 | If you don't like theIf you don't like the news, go out and make some.
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| Posted by Jeremy Radle on 07-Aug-2005 | Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster....Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
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| Posted by Joe J. Shmo on 07-Aug-2005 | Does killing time damage eternity?...Does killing time damage eternity?
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| Posted by Matt A. Marmaros on 09-Aug-2005 | BarredDid you hear about the nympho at the hotel pool?
She was barred from the area after the lifeguard saw her go down for the third time.
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| Posted by vanessa on 09-Aug-2005 | Beer through youQ: Do you know why beer goes through your system so fast?
A: Because it does not have to stop to change color.
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| Posted by Shaawwwwing on 07-Aug-2005 | Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?...Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
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| Posted by Curly on 07-Aug-2005 | I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die....I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
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| Posted by Mark M on 07-Aug-2005 | Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the...Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
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| Posted by Cowardly Lion on 09-Aug-2005 | Fire HydrantQ: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside ?
A: K9P.
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| Posted by Donald Peckover on 09-Aug-2005 | 2 SkunksWhat do you call two skunks doing 69?
Odor Eaters.
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| Posted by Aaron Y on 11-Aug-2005 | Lesbian Ice CreamQ: What do you get when you mix lesbians and ice cream?
A: A Klondike Bar!
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| Posted by mariana a on 13-Aug-2005 | SpotWhy did the janitor get fired from his job at the Humane Shelter?
He could not get rid of the Spot!
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| Posted by K F on 07-Aug-2005 | Don't be so open-minded -- your brains will...Don't be so open-minded -- your brains will fall out.
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| Posted by Lady Jedi on 07-Aug-2005 | The major cause of auto wrecks is a screw...The major cause of auto wrecks is a screw loose in the nut behind the wheel.
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| Posted by Jared A. Stevenson on 07-Aug-2005 | If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is...If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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| Posted by christy l. jakson on 07-Aug-2005 | Sorry, I don't date outside my species....Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
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| Posted by Munem Alidina on 07-Aug-2005 | 90% of being smart, is knowing what you're...90% of being smart, is knowing what you're dumb at.
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| Posted by KrAzYBoY on 07-Aug-2005 | Documentation is like sex: When it's good,...Documentation is like sex: When it's good, it's fantastic, when it's bad...
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| Posted by Steven Miller on 07-Aug-2005 | Procrastinate now!...Procrastinate now!
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| Posted by Japeloup on 07-Aug-2005 | In Canada there are two Seasons......In Canada there are two Seasons...
six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobiling.
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