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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Confusius say: He who smoke


Posted by britt conrado on 09-Aug-2005

Confusius say: He who smoke

Confusius say: He who smoke pot, choke on handle.
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): "This won't hurt, I promise."...


Posted by chicky pie on 07-Aug-2005

"This won't hurt, I promise."...

"This won't hurt, I promise."
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): How come wrong numbers are


Posted by Jamal Hassan on 08-Aug-2005

How come wrong numbers are

How come wrong numbers are never busy?
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes....


Posted by Jeff Melson on 07-Aug-2005

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes....

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): The best way to win an argument is to start...


Posted by Lucky Lucy on 07-Aug-2005

The best way to win an argument is to start...

The best way to win an argument is to start by being right.
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Talent is the ability to convince people you...


Posted by Christine Daae on 07-Aug-2005

Talent is the ability to convince people you...

Talent is the ability to convince people you have it.
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Shoes


Posted by Steven Strazzulla on 09-Aug-2005

Shoes

Q: If a crocodile makes shoes what does a banana make?

A: Slippers.

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Sex position


Posted by Pete Makiha on 09-Aug-2005

Sex position

What sexual position do you use to have an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)...


Posted by Katie Mackle on 07-Aug-2005

Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)...

Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): If you don't like the


Posted by Jena M. Graham on 09-Aug-2005

If you don't like the

If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster....


Posted by Jeremy Radle on 07-Aug-2005

Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster....

Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Does killing time damage eternity?...


Posted by Joe J. Shmo on 07-Aug-2005

Does killing time damage eternity?...

Does killing time damage eternity?
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Barred


Posted by Matt A. Marmaros on 09-Aug-2005

Barred

Did you hear about the nympho at the hotel pool?

She was barred from the area after the lifeguard saw her go down for the third time.

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Beer through you


Posted by vanessa on 09-Aug-2005

Beer through you

Q: Do you know why beer goes through your system so fast?

A: Because it does not have to stop to change color.

   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?...


Posted by Shaawwwwing on 07-Aug-2005

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?...

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die....


Posted by Curly on 07-Aug-2005

I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die....

I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the...


Posted by Mark M on 07-Aug-2005

Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the...

Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Yes, but every time I


Posted by Pikachu Pikachu on 09-Aug-2005

Yes, but every time I

Yes, but every time I try to see things your way, I get a headache.



-Ashleigh Brilliant

   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Fire Hydrant


Posted by Cowardly Lion on 09-Aug-2005

Fire Hydrant

Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside ?

A: K9P.

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): 2 Skunks


Posted by Donald Peckover on 09-Aug-2005

2 Skunks

What do you call two skunks doing 69?

Odor Eaters.

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Lesbian Ice Cream


Posted by Aaron Y on 11-Aug-2005

Lesbian Ice Cream

Q: What do you get when you mix lesbians and ice cream?
A: A Klondike Bar!

   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Spot


Posted by mariana a on 13-Aug-2005

Spot

Why did the janitor get fired from his job at the Humane Shelter?

He could not get rid of the Spot!
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Don't be so open-minded -- your brains will...


Posted by K F on 07-Aug-2005

Don't be so open-minded -- your brains will...

Don't be so open-minded -- your brains will fall out.
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): The major cause of auto wrecks is a screw...


Posted by Lady Jedi on 07-Aug-2005

The major cause of auto wrecks is a screw...

The major cause of auto wrecks is a screw loose in the nut behind the wheel.
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is...


Posted by Jared A. Stevenson on 07-Aug-2005

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is...

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Sorry, I don't date outside my species....


Posted by christy l. jakson on 07-Aug-2005

Sorry, I don't date outside my species....

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): 90% of being smart, is knowing what you're...


Posted by Munem Alidina on 07-Aug-2005

90% of being smart, is knowing what you're...

90% of being smart, is knowing what you're dumb at.
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Documentation is like sex: When it's good,...


Posted by KrAzYBoY on 07-Aug-2005

Documentation is like sex: When it's good,...

Documentation is like sex: When it's good, it's fantastic, when it's bad...
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): Procrastinate now!...


Posted by Steven Miller on 07-Aug-2005

Procrastinate now!...

Procrastinate now!
   

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Funny Jokes:Funny Riddles (5136):One Liner Jokes (1861): In Canada there are two Seasons......


Posted by Japeloup on 07-Aug-2005

In Canada there are two Seasons......

In Canada there are two Seasons...
six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobiling.
   

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