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| Posted by Erika on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many RussiansQ: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's a military secret.
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| Posted by Jonathan LoGalbo on 14-Aug-2005 | Columbine KidsHow many Columbine kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to move the bodies out of the way and one to screw it!
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| Posted by Stephen Maiorana on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many EnglishmenQ: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just *fine*.
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| Posted by Tr Howes on 14-Aug-2005 | The FixturesWhat do you call a room full of lawyers trying to change light bulbs that
is about to explode?
Damn lucky it has so many fixtures.
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| Posted by Fudge C. Muffin on 14-Aug-2005 | Notre Dame StudentsHow many Notre Dame Students does it take to change a light bulb?
8077 - one to distract the rector, one to make a bulb run, one
to change the bulb, one to light a candle for it at grotto,
three to discuss the unparrled light bulb changing tradition at
notre dame, 70 to sing the fight song and 8000 to check the
university's rank in the light bulb changing polls.
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| Posted by Corny Da Cob on 14-Aug-2005 | LawyersHow many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two.One to change the lightbulb and one to sue the light bulb company.
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| Posted by U R A Freaky Person on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many vegansQ: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to change it and one to get out a copy of The Ethical Consumer (or similar) and discover to his/her horror that the manufacturer (Thorn Lighting) is part of Thorn EMI who are involved in, errrr, I dunno, testing software on mainframes or making farms for 3rd world potaters or something.
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| Posted by Ken Jackowitz on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many NASAQ: How many NASA technicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Seventy, and they plan it for two weeks and when they finally get around to it the weather's bad so they postpone it till next week. The lightbulb costs three million dollars.
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| Posted by Emily Eddy on 14-Aug-2005 | He-MenHow many He-Men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, that's women's work!
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| Posted by Polly Esther Fabrique on 14-Aug-2005 | Wet Dreams to Change Light BulbHow many wet-dreams does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One spray over at the light switch to make sure switch is off, one
to blast the old bulb out, and one to SCREW the new one in.
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