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| Posted by Roy Covington III on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many programmersQ: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
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| Posted by Emily C. Jones on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many bodyQ: How many body builders/weightlifters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Four. One to change the lightbulb. One to spot. The other two to stand and yell support (Come on! You can do it! etc...) But they only get three attempts.
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| Posted by Jon Leow on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many egotistsQ: How many egotists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One. He holds onto the lightbulb, and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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| Posted by DiAnA O on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many liberalsQ: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities.
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| Posted by Kellen Cuttance on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many armiesQ: How many armies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: At least five. The Germans to start it, the French to give up really easily after only trying for a little while, the Italians to make a start, get nowhere, and then try again from the other side, the Americans to turn up late and finish it off and take all the credit, and the Swiss to pretend nothing out of the ordinary is happening.
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| Posted by Michael Gailling on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many conservativesQ: How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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| Posted by Michael Jackson on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many radioQ: How many radio astronomers does it take to change a light bulb.
A: None. They are not interested in that short wave stuff.
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| Posted by Jocky on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many BeverlyQ: How many Beverly Hills residents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they have a service come in and do that.
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| Posted by goin' wild on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many stockQ: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 24 1/8, but that's down 3/8 from yesterday.
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| Posted by Francisco on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many saxQ: How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but he has to go through a whole box to find just the right one.
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