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| Posted by Phish on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many Limbaugh-headsQ: How many Limbaugh-heads does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The number is irrelevant; they just stand around muttering "ditto". And they don't do anything in the first place.
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| Posted by steve on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many blondesQ: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: It depends how many blondes there are, but some people prefer it with the lights off.
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| Posted by Bee999 on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many babyQ: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.
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| Posted by frizzlegrl on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many LabourQ: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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| Posted by ~::Angel::~ on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many undertakersQ: How many undertakers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just paint them black and go on using them.
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| Posted by Sam T. Brauer on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many auto mechanicsQ: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six--one to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs.
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| Posted by Mike H. Stevens on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many SASQ: How many SAS programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They can't change light bulbs... Without light, they can't read the manual, and without the manual, they can't figure out how to change the light bulb.
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| Posted by Adam Schell on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many catsQ: How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?
A: You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need.
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| Posted by Icman78 on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many mutantsQ: How many mutants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two thirds.
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| Posted by mantis on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many KuQ: How many Ku Klux Klansmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One hundred-one to do it and the others to stand around solemnly and watch the old bulb burn.
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