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| Posted by Jay Leenerts on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many fieldQ: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
A: 2. One to hold the bulb and one to pound it in (etc)
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| Posted by Not Kool Man on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many huntersQ: How many hunters does it take to screw a lightbulb into a left-handed socket?
A: There is no such thing as a left-handed socket, but if they could screw right they would not be hunters.
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| Posted by Marie-Eve Gagne on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many scienceQ: How many science fiction writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, but it's actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, lightbulb, changer and all was blown out of existence. They co-existed in a parallel universe, though.
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| Posted by Ward Duncan on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How long doesQ: How long does it take a C programmer to screw in a light bulb?
A: 24 hours--3 minutes to put in the bulb, the rest of the time to compile all the libraries...
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| Posted by doodlebug two on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many alt.spamQ: How many alt.spam readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One, if you buy our newest ACME Lightbulb screwer, for only $10, from XPOSTS R US, Velveeta, Ca, USA. Contact now!
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| Posted by Eagle on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many AmericanQ: How many American wrestlers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: 5. One to change it 4 to fake it.
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| Posted by hotti4u on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many Ph.DQ: How many Ph.D thesis supervisors (advisors) does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one; but every time they see a lightbulb they have an irresistible urge to change it!
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| Posted by Matt & Biscuit on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many alt.vampyresQ: How many alt.vampyres readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None! Yecch! We LOVE the dark, stupid!
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| Posted by diane funnyme on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many pawnbrokersQ: How many pawnbrokers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. It's of no interest to them.
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| Posted by Kim T on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many nettersQ: How many netters does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
A: 1000 - One to invent the joke and 999 to submit "How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem."
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