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| Posted by Anthony on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many emergencyQ: How many emergency room technicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One, but the bulb will have to spend 45 minutes in the waiting room.
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| Posted by kirsten on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many iceQ: How many ice skaters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to screw in the bulb, one to hire a hitman on club the other skater on the knee.
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| Posted by Stu D. Baker on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many QualityQ: How many Quality managers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We've formed a quality circle to study the problem of why lightbulbs burn out and to determine the best thing we as managers can do to enable lightbulbs to work smarter, not harder.
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| Posted by hell no on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many folkQ: How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Five. One to change it, and four to sing about how good the old one was.
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| Posted by Clifton S. Barnes on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many junkiesQ: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to roll it, and one to light it up.
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| Posted by Angie_Babes on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many mathematiciansQ: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one, once you've managed to present the problem in terms he/she is familiar with.
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| Posted by samuel h. duham on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many chickensQ: How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two-one to do it and one to cross the road.
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| Posted by Charlotte M. D on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many fieldQ: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
A: Well, the diagnostics all check out fine, so it's a software problem.
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| Posted by Marvin Tapessur on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many off-campusQ: How many off-campus landlords does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The students will just wreck it, anyhow, so why bother?
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| Posted by Lily Glynn on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many alt.folklore.urbanQ: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, who'll do it for food.
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