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| Posted by Courtney L. van Emmerik on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many bluesQ: How many blues musicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two. One to go to Chicago because there might be a lightbulb there and the other to play harp.
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| Posted by erin zilka on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many AlaskanQ: How many Alaskan men does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Oh, none ... they just have one of their girlfriends do it. [bitter laugh]
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| Posted by carl e. ashworth on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many BorgQ: How many Borg will it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them.
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| Posted by joeyo on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many cabbageQ: How many cabbage patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The question is irrelevant since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many.
Note: Topical to 1983 and the difficulty of obtaining cabbage patch dolls
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| Posted by Erika on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many IBM typesQ: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, provided there's an engineer around to explain how to do it.
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| Posted by Dfg Dfb on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many AquariansQ: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you ? I'm, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.
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| Posted by trevor_chong on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many vegansQ: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Dozens and dozens to go round selling raffle tickets so they can afford to buy the new one.
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| Posted by Bro on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many PrincetonQ: How many Princeton students does it take to screw in a lightblub?
A: Sigh. The Alumni pay people to do things like that for us.
Note: Princeton has a reputation for being wealthier than the other seven.
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| Posted by Jennifer Tanko on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many alt.folklore.urbanQ: How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, to have a drink with a strange woman in a bar and pass out, wake up three days later in a seedy hotel room, find a scar on his back, and realize where the light bulb went.
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| Posted by Vikie Brighton on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many altoQ: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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