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| Posted by helen w on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many AquariansQ: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: A hundred, but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
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| Posted by D love on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many BorgQ: How many Borg will it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they just assimilate the bulb.
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| Posted by Alexandra M. Phillips on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many bluegrassQ: How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
A: They don't. They only use acoustic light bulbs.
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| Posted by LiL HoTTiE on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many vegansQ: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. They are all too busy on much more important projects, like organizing each other's lifts to the veggie restaurant meal.
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| Posted by whatever on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many fatalistsQ: How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Sod it, we're all gonna die anyway.
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| Posted by Secret_Fool on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many heterosexualQ: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in San Francisco?
A: Both of them.
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| Posted by Ed J. Early on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many PerotQ: How many Perot supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they all just quit and go home!
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| Posted by Gone2mars on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many gypsiesQ: How many gypsies does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None, but you lose a lot of light bulbs.
Note: None because gypsies don't have mains electricity, and the losing is a play on the larcenous reputation of Gypsies. You give a Gypsy a light bulb and ask him to change the hallway lamp, pretty soon you have one less light bulb and the hallway lamp is still out.)
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| Posted by Gary E. Suter on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many SovietQ: How many Soviet emigres does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to force the bulb in with a hammer, one to steal more bulbs, one to ask NYANA for a bigger hammer.
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| Posted by cao on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many WindowsQ: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle...
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