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| Posted by Boba Fett on 14-Aug-2005 | Gorilla Light BulbHow many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3. One to screw it in, and the other two to throw feces at each
other.
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| Posted by michelle r. thomas on 14-Aug-2005 | BabiesHow many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What's a lightbulb?
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| Posted by Sarah A. Bauman on 14-Aug-2005 | What To Do If Your Light Bulb Doesn't WorkWhat do you do if a light bulb isn't working?
You have sex with it!
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| Posted by Insults -r- us on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many TaurusesQ: How many Tauruses does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
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| Posted by Faye Rutledge on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many lawyersQ: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change it and 2 to keep interrupting by standing up and shouting "Objection !"
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| Posted by joke on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many BrownQ: How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One--and that's what his degree will be in!
Note: Because Brown has no real core curriculum.
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| Posted by Anthony on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many emergencyQ: How many emergency room technicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One, but the bulb will have to spend 45 minutes in the waiting room.
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| Posted by kirsten on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many iceQ: How many ice skaters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to screw in the bulb, one to hire a hitman on club the other skater on the knee.
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| Posted by Stu D. Baker on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many QualityQ: How many Quality managers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We've formed a quality circle to study the problem of why lightbulbs burn out and to determine the best thing we as managers can do to enable lightbulbs to work smarter, not harder.
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| Posted by hell no on 09-Aug-2005 | Q: How many folkQ: How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Five. One to change it, and four to sing about how good the old one was.
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