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| Posted by Matt N on 14-Aug-2005 | WaitKnock-Knock.
Who is there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat you hate the orange-banana jokes!
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| Posted by Eeyore on 14-Aug-2005 | The Ultimate Knock Knock JokePerson 1: Wanna hear a knock knock joke?
Person 2: Okay!
Person 1: Say knock knock.
Person 2: Knock knock!
Person 1: Who's there?
Person 2: Eh...um...uh...
Person 1: Hahahahaha!
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| Posted by *sal* on 14-Aug-2005 | Will's DogKnock, Knock.
Who's there?
Will.
Will who?
Will Will's dog stop barking?
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| Posted by Bertha Mark on 14-Aug-2005 | South PacificKnock Knock.
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
(sung) Sam and Janet evening.
(Some enchanted evening)
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| Posted by Limp Biz on 14-Aug-2005 | Amnesiaknock knock?
Who's there?
Amnesia.
Amnesia who?
See? you forgot too!
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| Posted by Pepi the Humerous on 14-Aug-2005 | Jungle boyKnock-Knock
Who's there
Tarzan
Tarzan who?
Tarz-an tripes forever!!!
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| Posted by Chizzygrrl on 14-Aug-2005 | CowKnock Knock!
Who is there?
Cow...
Cow who?
Cow don't who, cow mooooooo.....!!!
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| Posted by Kristi Burchfield on 14-Aug-2005 | Dr WhoKnock Knock
How's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
How did you know?
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| Posted by Tom Johnson on 14-Aug-2005 | Yo mamaKnock-Knock
Who's there?
Yo Mama!
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