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| Posted by Erin Lord on 14-Aug-2005 | the chickenwhat did the baby chicken say when a hen laid an orange?
look at the orange marmalade.
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| Posted by URBANDEVIL on 14-Aug-2005 | Rabbit and BearOnce upon a time, there was a river, the nile river to be exact.
On one side lived the rabbit and on the other side lived the
bear. One fine day the bear was sitting on a stump eating his
breakfest of berries. Then he heard someone yelling at him. It
was the rabbit.
"Hey, Teddy, get your butt over herr. I've got something to show
you!"
"Not now. I'm eating."
"Oh come on. It is really important."
"no way!"
"please"
So the bear decided to go. It took him all day and night. He
nearly drowned. He got over panting for air.
"well rabbit, what is it?"
"Look at all those berries on the other side of the river!"
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| Posted by Nathan Paxton on 11-Aug-2005 | BatsTwo vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood.
One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood."
"We're new here," says the second one. "It's dark out, and we don't know where to look. We'd better wait until the other bats go with us."
The first bat replies, "Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere." He flies out of the cave. When he returns, he is covered with blood.
The second bat says excitedly, "Where did you get the blood?"
The first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asks, "See that black building over there?"
"Yes," the other bat answers.
"Well," says the first bat, "I didn't."
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| Posted by Mark B. Cullen on 14-Aug-2005 | birdsthere were 2 birds sitting on a perch one said i smell fish if u
like it email me at sarahgascoigne@btinternet.com
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| Posted by Cow Man on 14-Aug-2005 | the dum fishonce there was a fish and it had no tail and mommy and it died
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| Posted by Anashel k. Hall on 14-Aug-2005 | Wrong StrawAt a circus in a nearby town a man stood thoughtfully looking at
the camels. Then he picked up a straw, placed it on the camel's
back and waited. Nothing happed,"Wrong straw," he muttered and
walked away.
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| Posted by Dylan W. Maloney on 14-Aug-2005 | very funny jokewhat did the fish say to the other fish
if u don't shut your mouth you'll get cought
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| Posted by John Smith on 14-Aug-2005 | Stupide AssYou're mamma's so stupide that she sits on the
tv to watch the couch!!!!
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| Posted by Krazy Kin Kid on 14-Aug-2005 | Dog with no nose.Lindsey:Are dog has no nose
Susie:Poor Dog,How does he smell
Lindsey:Awww,Terrible.
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| Posted by Stephen W. Gradwell on 14-Aug-2005 | JimWhy did Jim fall of the bike?
Because Jim was a fish.
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