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| Posted by Agustin Vera on 14-Aug-2005 | something old but newKnock-Knock.
Who's there?
I'll.
I'll who?
I'll be back!
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| Posted by *princess jaderz* on 14-Aug-2005 | Yo YoKnock-knock.
Who's there?
Yo-Yo Ma.
Did you say Yo-Yo Ma or Yo' Mama?
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| Posted by Lisa V. Bailey on 14-Aug-2005 | Let Me In?Girl: Knock Knock?
Boy: Who's there?
Girl: Knock Knock!
BOY: Knock Knock who?
GIRL: Knock Knock, when will you let me in?!
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| Posted by KaBoOm on 14-Aug-2005 | I can't waitKnock Knock.
Who's there?
Ivor Dunnap.
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| Posted by Renee Schwartz on 14-Aug-2005 | StrawberriesTwo strawberries are sitting in a tub, then one of the strawberries says
to the other strawberry "Will you pass me the typewriter?"
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| Posted by mark m. miller on 14-Aug-2005 | MeatKnock knock.
who's there?
meat.
meat who?
meat me on the porch.
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| Posted by Angel Paterson on 14-Aug-2005 | SexmanKnock Knock.
Whos there?
Sexman.
Sexman Who?
Sexman is sexing you!
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| Posted by Carl J. Schirwing on 14-Aug-2005 | CORNKNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
GO BLOW
GO BLOW CORN OUT YOUR ASS
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| Posted by stephen w. mckenna on 14-Aug-2005 | Policeknock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police give me my licines back.
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| Posted by Yellow Jacket on 14-Aug-2005 | Dick SmackKnock Knock
Who's There?
Dick Smack!
Dick Smack my ass!
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