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Funny Riddles (5136):Knock Knock Jokes (1178): Mosquito


Posted by Cristyn B. Militello on 14-Aug-2005

Mosquito

Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

Amos.

Amos who?

A mosquito bite me on the nucking balls!!!

   

3 people have rated this joke:
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Funny Riddles (5136):Knock Knock Jokes (1178): The Cat


Posted by Shabauddin S. Ahmed on 14-Aug-2005

The Cat

Knock-knock.
Who is there?
The cat.
the cat who?
That cat who clowed out your eyes and left you for dead!

   

5 people have rated this joke:
3.80/10
     

Funny Riddles (5136):Knock Knock Jokes (1178): Fire


Posted by Nina on 14-Aug-2005

Fire

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

Fire.

Fire who?

Fire don't worry just a burner.

   

7 people have rated this joke:
3.29/10
     

Funny Riddles (5136):Knock Knock Jokes (1178): Bob Saget


Posted by Stacy Mitchell on 14-Aug-2005

Bob Saget

Knock knock.
Kho's there?
Bob.
Bob who?
Bob Saget!



   

4 people have rated this joke:
3.25/10
     

Funny Riddles (5136):Knock Knock Jokes (1178): The Turkey


Posted by ALISHA CALLOWAY on 14-Aug-2005

The Turkey

Knock-Knock.
Who's There?
Turkey.
Turkey who?
Turkey Sandwhich.

   

2 people have rated this joke:
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Funny Riddles (5136):Knock Knock Jokes (1178): something old but new


Posted by Agustin Vera on 14-Aug-2005

something old but new

Knock-Knock.

Who's there?

I'll.

I'll who?

I'll be back!

   

2 people have rated this joke:
2.00/10
     

Funny Riddles (5136):Knock Knock Jokes (1178): Yo Yo


Posted by *princess jaderz* on 14-Aug-2005

Yo Yo

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Yo-Yo Ma.
Did you say Yo-Yo Ma or Yo' Mama?
   

5 people have rated this joke:
1.80/10
     

Funny Riddles (5136):Knock Knock Jokes (1178): Let Me In?


Posted by Lisa V. Bailey on 14-Aug-2005

Let Me In?

Girl: Knock Knock?

Boy: Who's there?

Girl: Knock Knock!

BOY: Knock Knock who?

GIRL: Knock Knock, when will you let me in?!
   

2 people have rated this joke:
1.50/10
     

Funny Riddles (5136):Knock Knock Jokes (1178): I can't wait


Posted by KaBoOm on 14-Aug-2005

I can't wait

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Ivor Dunnap.
   

2 people have rated this joke:
1.00/10
     

Funny Riddles (5136):Knock Knock Jokes (1178): Strawberries


Posted by Renee Schwartz on 14-Aug-2005

Strawberries

Two strawberries are sitting in a tub, then one of the strawberries says
to the other strawberry "Will you pass me the typewriter?"
   

1 people have rated this joke:
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