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| Posted by Cristyn B. Militello on 14-Aug-2005 | MosquitoKnock-Knock.
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bite me on the nucking balls!!!
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| Posted by Shabauddin S. Ahmed on 14-Aug-2005 | The CatKnock-knock.
Who is there?
The cat.
the cat who?
That cat who clowed out your eyes and left you for dead!
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| Posted by Nina on 14-Aug-2005 | FireKnock-knock.
Who's there?
Fire.
Fire who?
Fire don't worry just a burner.
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| Posted by Stacy Mitchell on 14-Aug-2005 | Bob SagetKnock knock.
Kho's there?
Bob.
Bob who?
Bob Saget!
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| Posted by ALISHA CALLOWAY on 14-Aug-2005 | The TurkeyKnock-Knock.
Who's There?
Turkey.
Turkey who?
Turkey Sandwhich.
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| Posted by Agustin Vera on 14-Aug-2005 | something old but newKnock-Knock.
Who's there?
I'll.
I'll who?
I'll be back!
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| Posted by *princess jaderz* on 14-Aug-2005 | Yo YoKnock-knock.
Who's there?
Yo-Yo Ma.
Did you say Yo-Yo Ma or Yo' Mama?
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| Posted by Lisa V. Bailey on 14-Aug-2005 | Let Me In?Girl: Knock Knock?
Boy: Who's there?
Girl: Knock Knock!
BOY: Knock Knock who?
GIRL: Knock Knock, when will you let me in?!
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| Posted by KaBoOm on 14-Aug-2005 | I can't waitKnock Knock.
Who's there?
Ivor Dunnap.
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| Posted by Renee Schwartz on 14-Aug-2005 | StrawberriesTwo strawberries are sitting in a tub, then one of the strawberries says
to the other strawberry "Will you pass me the typewriter?"
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