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Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock-Knock Jokes have been around for a long long time that no one has even bothered to determine when. They are considered to be a form of word play or riddles that challenges one to think of the possible answers to the questions asked. From the plain and simple or straightforward ones to those twisted and wicked, we have them all. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com for all your funny bone needs and a whole lot more fun stuff.
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Knock-Knock
Who’s there
Isiah, Isiah.
Isiah, Isiah who?
Isiah, Isiah I did see dat puddy cat!
Knock-Knock
Who’s there
Your father.
Your father who?
Your father who’ll kick down this door if you don’t open it.
Knock-Knock
Who’s there
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, punk.
Knock-Knock
Who’s there
Luke.
Luke Who?
Luke through the keyhole and see.
Knock-Knock
Who’s there
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-Knock
Who’s there
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock-Knock
Who’s there
Orange.
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again.
Knock-Knock
Who’s there
Olive
Olive who?
Olive here so let me in.
Knock-Knock
Who’s there
Toby.
Toby who?
Toby, or not Toby, That is the question.
Knock-Knock
Who’s there?
Noise.
Noise who?
Noise to see you?
Knock-Knock
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open up or I’ll have to pee outside.
Knock-Knock
Who’s there?
Sam.
Sam who?
Sam person who knocked the last time.
Knock-Knock
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
You sound like an owl.
Knock-Knock
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cows go moo not who silly.
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Duck
Duck who?
Just duck! They’re shooting at us!
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Reed.
Reed who?
Reed between the lines.
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
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