Knock-Knock Jokes

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Knock-Knock Who’s there Isiah, Isiah. Isiah, Isiah who? Isiah, Isiah I did see dat puddy cat! Knock-Knock Who’s there Your father. Your father who? Your father who’ll kick down this door if you don’t open it. Knock-Knock Who’s there Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, punk. Knock-Knock Who’s there Luke. Luke Who? Luke through the keyhole and see. Knock-Knock Who’s there Banana. Banana who? Knock-Knock Who’s there Banana. Banana who? Knock-Knock Who’s there Orange. Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again. Knock-Knock Who’s there Olive Olive who? Olive here so let me in. Knock-Knock Who’s there Toby. Toby who? Toby, or not Toby, That is the question. Knock-Knock Who’s there? Noise. Noise who? Noise to see you? Knock-Knock Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open up or I’ll have to pee outside. Knock-Knock Who’s there? Sam. Sam who? Sam person who knocked the last time. Knock-Knock Who’s there? Hoo. Hoo who? You sound like an owl. Knock-Knock Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? Cows go moo not who silly. Knock-knock Who’s there? Duck Duck who? Just duck! They’re shooting at us! Knock-knock Who’s there? Reed. Reed who? Reed between the lines. Knock-knock Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice get any better?

Name	By	Category	Rating
Wait	Matt N	Knock Knock Jokes	7.00
Christmas Knock-Knock	pookie	Knock Knock Jokes	7.00
Mosquito	Cristyn B. Militello	Knock Knock Jokes	5.50
the Ultimate Knock Knock Joke	Eeyore	Knock Knock Jokes	5.00
Cow	Chizzygrrl	Knock Knock Jokes	5.00
Will's Dog	sal	Knock Knock Jokes	4.50
Fire	Nina	Knock Knock Jokes	3.00
the Cat	Shabauddin S. Ahmed	Knock Knock Jokes	2.67
the Turkey	ALISHA CALLOWAY	Knock Knock Jokes	1.00
Bob Saget	Stacy Mitchell	Knock Knock Jokes	1.00
Yo Yo	princess jaderz	Knock Knock Jokes	1.00
I Can't Wait	KaBoOm	Knock Knock Jokes	1.00
Something Old But New	Agustin Vera	Knock Knock Jokes	1.00
Strawberries	Renee Schwartz	Knock Knock Jokes	1.00
Meat	mark m. miller	Knock Knock Jokes	1.00
Police	stephen w. mckenna	Knock Knock Jokes	1.00
Dick Smack	Yellow Jacket	Knock Knock Jokes	1.00
Yo Mama	Tom Johnson	Knock Knock Jokes	1.00
Dr Who	Kristi Burchfield	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Sexman	Angel Paterson	Knock Knock Jokes	---
South Pacific	Bertha Mark	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Apple Sauce	Kellen C. Dunbar	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Hockey Puck	Nicole T	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Hello Who?	Vickie Felix	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Let Me In?	Lisa V. Bailey	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Hate	michelle someone	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Derek	Jono McSqueebs	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Canoe	Daniel L. Alston	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Yoo-Hoo Soda	Jade	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Gimmya	Topaz Singh	Knock Knock Jokes	---
the Chicken	Laxori Shiin	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Fooled Ya	emily n	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Repeat	Basketball Babe	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Jonny	johnny pettengill	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Clinton's Girlfriend	LindrosFlyers	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Burglar	Alycia	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Jungle Boy	Pepi the Humerous	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Hey, Sup	Ashley	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Arthur	Lion King	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Thank	Kayla Phillips	Knock Knock Jokes	---
CORN	Carl J. Schirwing	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Artichoke	Benjin	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Champ	NeRo S. Smith	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Orange	Jo Mima	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Snaz	Horn E. Guy	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Amnesia	Limp Biz	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Gargoyle	Nat Hartten	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Bengay	Matt Reed	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Y2k	Burne L. Taylor	Knock Knock Jokes	---
Amish	pokemon	Knock Knock Jokes	---