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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): Why are there fences around cemetaries?...

Posted by Douglas D. Badong on 07-Aug-2005

Why are there fences around cemetaries?...

Why are there fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in!

7 people have rated this joke:

6.14/10


	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): Strawberries

Posted by Jeremy Penner on 14-Aug-2005

Strawberries

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you had listened to me we wouldn't get stuck in this jam!

7 people have rated this joke:

6.00/10


	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): Two Most Famous Black Women in History

Posted by Pretzelkin on 14-Aug-2005

Two Most Famous Black Women in History

Who are the two most famous black women in history?

Aunt Jemima and Mutha Fucker!

11 people have rated this joke:

5.73/10


	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): What's the difference between a cloud and...

Posted by I Like Cheese You Like Cheese on 07-Aug-2005

What's the difference between a cloud and...

What's the difference between a cloud and a boy who is being spanked?

One pours rain and the other roars with pain.

3 people have rated this joke:

5.67/10


	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): Why did the chicken cross the road?...

Posted by bsbcrazy on 07-Aug-2005

Why did the chicken cross the road?...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

- To escape an oppressive military regime.

5 people have rated this joke:

5.60/10


	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): What do you do with a dog that has no legs?...

Posted by Lauren M on 07-Aug-2005

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?...

What do you do with a dog that has no legs?

- Take him for a drag.

2 people have rated this joke:

5.50/10


	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): What do you get when you cross a donkey and...

Posted by Murph J. Smith on 07-Aug-2005

What do you get when you cross a donkey and...

What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?

Either an onion with a hell of a kick to it, or a piece of ass that just makes you want to cry!

4 people have rated this joke:

5.50/10


	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): What does a man do on two legs, that a dog...

Posted by lycanthrope26 on 07-Aug-2005

What does a man do on two legs, that a dog...

What does a man do on two legs, that a dog does on three and a lady does sitting down?

- Shake hands.

2 people have rated this joke:

5.50/10


	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): Dirty Riddles

Posted by Anna P. Crist on 13-Aug-2005

Dirty Riddles

Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 U.S. leader

Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.

Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it - we're closed.

Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.

Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A: K9P.

Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill-dough.

Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence.

Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.

Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

Q: What's the height of conceit?
A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it's worth it.

12 people have rated this joke:

5.42/10


	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): Which to Marry?

Posted by Chris W. Hoover on 14-Aug-2005

Which to Marry?

A guy decides it's time to get marry. He gives each of his current
girlfriends $1,000. One spends $200 on clothes, puts $800 in the bank.
Second spends $800 on clothes, puts $200 in the bank. Third puts the whole
$1,000 in the bank.

Q: Which one did he marry?

A: The one with the big boobs.

13 people have rated this joke:

5.38/10