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| Posted by Chris P. Redgate on 07-Aug-2005 | What is pink and wrinkly and hangs out grandpa's...What is pink and wrinkly and hangs out grandpa's shorts?
- Grandma.
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| Posted by Mongolian A. Jackass on 07-Aug-2005 | What do you call a nun that has died and gone...What do you call a nun that has died and gone to heaven?
Nun of the above.
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| Posted by Douglas D. Badong on 07-Aug-2005 | Why are there fences around cemetaries?...Why are there fences around cemetaries?
Because people are dying to get in!
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| Posted by Jeremy Penner on 14-Aug-2005 | StrawberriesWhat did one strawberry say to the other?
If you had listened to me we wouldn't get stuck in this jam!
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| Posted by Pretzelkin on 14-Aug-2005 | Two Most Famous Black Women in HistoryWho are the two most famous black women in history?
Aunt Jemima and Mutha Fucker!
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| Posted by I Like Cheese You Like Cheese on 07-Aug-2005 | What's the difference between a cloud and...What's the difference between a cloud and a boy who is being spanked?
One pours rain and the other roars with pain.
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| Posted by bsbcrazy on 07-Aug-2005 | Why did the chicken cross the road?...Why did the chicken cross the road?
- To escape an oppressive military regime.
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| Posted by Lauren M on 07-Aug-2005 | What do you do with a dog that has no legs?...What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
- Take him for a drag.
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| Posted by Murph J. Smith on 07-Aug-2005 | What do you get when you cross a donkey and...What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?
Either an onion with a hell of a kick to it,
or a piece of ass that just makes you want to
cry!
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