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| Posted by Lucky A. Shorty on 07-Aug-2005 | Why did the bride wear her ring on the wrong...Why did the bride wear her ring on the wrong
hand?
Because she married the wrong person.
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| Posted by Greg Y on 14-Aug-2005 | anteaterQ.What do you call a anteater that doesn't eat ants?
A.An anti-eater!
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| Posted by Beck Rose on 14-Aug-2005 | St. LooThere was a young man from St. Loo,
Sho gave his sister a screw.
He said, with aplomb,
"You're better than Mom."
She replied, "That's what Dad said too!"
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| Posted by Murph J. Smith on 07-Aug-2005 | What do you get when you cross a donkey and...What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?
Either an onion with a hell of a kick to it,
or a piece of ass that just makes you want to
cry!
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| Posted by Harry Nipples on 07-Aug-2005 | Hey, did you hear that the Yugo company is...Hey, did you hear that the Yugo company is coming out with a station wagon?
It's going to be called a "we-all-go"
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| Posted by GrLuLoVe To HaTe on 07-Aug-2005 | What do you call two skunks in the 69 position?...What do you call two skunks in the 69 position?
Oder Eaters.
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| Posted by A J Picozzi on 14-Aug-2005 | Help!One night a girl named Jamie had a dream. She dreamed she was being chased
by a lion. Up ahead she saw a tree. She decided to climb up it to escape.
When she had almost reached the top she heard a hissing sound. She looked
up. It was a snake. THere she was trapped in the middle of the tree, with
a snake coming towards her an the lion at the bottom.
Question: How did she escape?
Answer: She woke up.
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| Posted by Thomas Flask on 14-Aug-2005 | Peter PanWhy is peter pan green?
If someone hit you in the peter with a pan you'd be green too.
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