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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): What's black, white, green and brown?...

Posted by Milan Stromile on 07-Aug-2005

What's black, white, green and brown?...

What's black, white, green and brown?

A cow in a muddy field with a runny nose.

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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): Juggling Jokes

Posted by Daisy Girl on 13-Aug-2005

Juggling Jokes

Q:How do you kill a circus?
A:Go for the juggler!

Juggler: "I think someone's out to get me"
Friend: "what makes you think that?"
Juggler: "Yesterday I received a package containing three hand grenades!"

Juggler walks into a bar with an alligator under his arm. Says to the barman 'do you serve clowns here'
"sure" replies the barman.
'great' says the juggler 'I'll have a beer for myself and a clown for my alligator.

Q: how many jugglers does it take change a light bulb?
A: Ten. One to change it, eight to say "I can do that" and the tenth to say "That's my trick!"

Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but they do it over and over and over again .

Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but they insist on showing each variation of possible changes.

Q: What's the difference between a juggler and a large pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): What do you call a guy with no arms and no...

Posted by Chell Clark on 07-Aug-2005

What do you call a guy with no arms and no...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs buried in the garden?

- Pete

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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): What ghost haunts a sports team?...

Posted by Caleb J. Pering on 07-Aug-2005

What ghost haunts a sports team?...

What ghost haunts a sports team?

Team spririt.

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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): Star Trek Lightbulb Riddles

Posted by Slider1489 on 13-Aug-2005

Star Trek Lightbulb Riddles

Editor's Note: If you find these funny, heed the advice of William Shattner, "Get a life!"

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Q. How many Borg does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. All of them

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Q. How many Cardassians does it take to change a light blub?

A. Three, because there are four lights!

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Q: How many Cardassians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 4. One to change the light bulb, and one to shoot him and take the credit, two more for disposing the body out an airlock, and 100 credits each to hire them.

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Ed: (Dang, I got the first Cardassian one... shoot me now...)

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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): Q: What do you call a man with no arms and...

Posted by pink_sparkle on 13-Aug-2005

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and...

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs and a woman with no arms
and no legs on a grill?
A: Frank and Patty

Q: What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
A: Stu (Stew)

Q: Why did they stop the leper hockey game?
A: There was a face-off in the corner.

Q: Why did they stop the leper poker game?
A: Someone threw down their hand.

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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): What is six inches long, soft and pliable,...

Posted by Deborah L. Dallmeyer on 07-Aug-2005

What is six inches long, soft and pliable,...

What is six inches long, soft and pliable, and women like to hold it in their hands and blow it?

A hundred-dollar bill.

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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): What's six inches long, two inches wide, and...

Posted by Troy Bynoe on 07-Aug-2005

What's six inches long, two inches wide, and...

What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?

Money

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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): What sound does a space turkey make?...

Posted by Sarah A. Bauman on 07-Aug-2005

What sound does a space turkey make?...

What sound does a space turkey make?

- Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.

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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): A Hooker and a Bungee Jump

Posted by Katya V. Andrushchenko on 13-Aug-2005

A Hooker and a Bungee Jump

What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common?
They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead.

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