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| Posted by Its All Good on 07-Aug-2005 | What is the difference between roast beef...What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Eveybody can roast beef.
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| Posted by Chris Hammond on 07-Aug-2005 | Why didn't the kitten cross the road?...Why didn't the kitten cross the road?
Because he was a scaredy cat.
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| Posted by Crazy Chick on 14-Aug-2005 | umberallaWhat gose up a chimney down but wont go up a chimney down?
Answer umberalla
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| Posted by breann on 14-Aug-2005 | Too Little To Smoke!What did the big chimney says to the little chimney?
You are too little to smoke.
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| Posted by Tim B on 14-Aug-2005 | Walking on the CloudsThere people die, person 1, person 2, and person 3.Persons 2 and
3 saw person 1 walking with this really ugly guy/girl. they said
eeewwww. Why are you walking with that really ugly guy/gurl.
Person 1 said its my punishment for walking on the clouds. The
Next day they saw person 3 walking with this really ugly
guy/girl. they asked why are you walking with that really ugly
guy/girl. He/She answered with thats my punishment for walking
on the clouds. Then the next day persons 1 and 3 saw person 2
walking with this really fine guy/girl. They said why are you
walking with that fine guy/girl. they guy/girl replied its my
punishment fot walking on the clouds
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| Posted by Jen Z on 14-Aug-2005 | Stoners
What do you call three hippies having a yard sale?
Dealers!
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| Posted by Lucky Lucy on 07-Aug-2005 | What happens when a clown has flatulency?...What happens when a clown has flatulency?
It smells funny.
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| Posted by Lyn Le on 07-Aug-2005 | Where do cantelopes go in the summer?...Where do cantelopes go in the summer?
John Cougar Mellencamp
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| Posted by kyle robert on 07-Aug-2005 | How can you tell if the stage is level at...How can you tell if the stage is level at a rock concert?
The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth!
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| Posted by Mara - on 07-Aug-2005 | What do you call it if you get stuck in an...What do you call it if you get stuck in an elevator with Dolly Parton?
what do you call it?
A boobie
trap!
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| Posted by Pedro M. Fonseca on 07-Aug-2005 | Why did the orange go to the doctor?...Why did the orange go to the doctor?
It didn't peel good.
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| Posted by lady marmalade on 07-Aug-2005 | What do you call two Lesbians in a canoe?...What do you call two Lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders!
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| Posted by Lilly13 on 07-Aug-2005 | Why is a pool table green?...Why is a pool table green?
If you had that many balls, you would be green too.
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| Posted by Sexy Chicana on 07-Aug-2005 | What do you call a girl who washes up on the...What do you call a girl who washes up on the shore?
- Shelly.
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| Posted by Marc Lippman on 07-Aug-2005 | If four vehicles arrive at an intersection...If four vehicles arrive at an intersection with a four way stop, who has
the right of way?
The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker that reads
"Guns don't kill people. I do."
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| Posted by Too Cool on 07-Aug-2005 | Why couldn't the sailors play cards?...Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was sitting on the deck.
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| Posted by Princess M. Katty on 07-Aug-2005 | What do you call a guy with no arms and no...What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs water skiing?
- Skip
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| Posted by Ricky THE MAN on 07-Aug-2005 | Why is Santa always so jolly?...Why is Santa always so jolly?
He knows all the Hoe, Hoe, Hoes!
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| Posted by AngelFlying2Low on 07-Aug-2005 | Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?...Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
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| Posted by Deborah L. Dallmeyer on 07-Aug-2005 | What is six inches long, soft and pliable,...What is six inches long, soft and pliable, and women
like to hold it in their hands and blow it?
A hundred-dollar bill.
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| Posted by Coley T. Dyaps on 07-Aug-2005 | Why does the king stand on the balcony high...Why does the king stand on the balcony high above the people?
So he can pee on the peons.
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