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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): What is the difference between roast beef...

Posted by Its All Good on 07-Aug-2005

What is the difference between roast beef...

What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Eveybody can roast beef.

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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): What is big and purple, is covered with green...

Posted by Jordan L. Lee on 07-Aug-2005

What is big and purple, is covered with green...

What is big and purple, is covered with green fur, has 13 arms and 34 legs, eats celery and goes "Borf borf!"?

- Nothing.

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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): Too Little To Smoke!

Posted by breann on 14-Aug-2005

Too Little To Smoke!

What did the big chimney says to the little chimney?

You are too little to smoke.

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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): Why didn't the kitten cross the road?...

Posted by Chris Hammond on 07-Aug-2005

Why didn't the kitten cross the road?...

Why didn't the kitten cross the road?

Because he was a scaredy cat.

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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): What do you call a guy with no arms and no...

Posted by Chris Hammond on 07-Aug-2005

What do you call a guy with no arms and no...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at a BBQ?

- Frank

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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): Why did the tree cross the road?

Posted by JJ_OU812 on 14-Aug-2005

Why did the tree cross the road?

To get it's roots!

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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): umberalla

Posted by Crazy Chick on 14-Aug-2005

umberalla

What gose up a chimney down but wont go up a chimney down?

Answer umberalla

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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): Walking on the Clouds

Posted by Tim B on 14-Aug-2005

Walking on the Clouds

There people die, person 1, person 2, and person 3.Persons 2 and
3 saw person 1 walking with this really ugly guy/girl. they said
eeewwww. Why are you walking with that really ugly guy/gurl.
Person 1 said its my punishment for walking on the clouds. The
Next day they saw person 3 walking with this really ugly
guy/girl. they asked why are you walking with that really ugly
guy/girl. He/She answered with thats my punishment for walking
on the clouds. Then the next day persons 1 and 3 saw person 2
walking with this really fine guy/girl. They said why are you
walking with that fine guy/girl. they guy/girl replied its my
punishment fot walking on the clouds

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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): Thankgiving riddles

Posted by Michael W. Roberts on 13-Aug-2005

Thankgiving riddles

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE

Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such FOWL language

What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
Turkey feathers

What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY

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