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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): What do you get when you cross an elephant...

Posted by Eric Farmer on 07-Aug-2005

What do you get when you cross an elephant...

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter?

either -A jar of peanut butter with a very good memory
or -An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.

3 people have rated this joke:

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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): ratz

Posted by Sarah A. Pedersen on 14-Aug-2005

ratz

What has A Tail, Big Nose and a Trunk??

A rat on vacation!

2 people have rated this joke:

1.50/10


	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): What has four legs and a trunk?...

Posted by Anna K on 07-Aug-2005

What has four legs and a trunk?...

What has four legs and a trunk?

A mouse on a vacation.

4 people have rated this joke:

1.50/10


	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): What goes:...

Posted by Mr. Crapspew on 07-Aug-2005

What goes:...

What goes:

SHHH...SHHH...SHHH

(a cheerleader at a golf match)

What goes:

HISSS...KNOP

(two snakes playing ping-pong)

What goes:

SCRITCH...SCRITCH...SCRITCH...

SCRITCH...SCRITCH...SCRITCH...SPLASH

(a cat sharpening it's claws an a water bed)

2 people have rated this joke:

1.00/10


	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): What's up?

Posted by jen on 14-Aug-2005

What's up?

A Guy talking to another guy:

Guy #1: What's up?

Guy #2: My dick!

1 people have rated this joke:

1.00/10


	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): How do you curcumsize a whale?...

Posted by april pe on 07-Aug-2005

How do you curcumsize a whale?...

How do you curcumsize a whale?

You use four skin divers.

1 people have rated this joke:

1.00/10


	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): Stoners

Posted by Jen Z on 14-Aug-2005

Stoners

What do you call three hippies having a yard sale?

Dealers!

1 people have rated this joke:

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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): Electric Trains

Posted by Nancy P. Lynam on 14-Aug-2005

Electric Trains

Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts?

They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always
playing with them.

1 people have rated this joke:

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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): why girls

Posted by Dan Becker on 14-Aug-2005

why girls

Q: Why do girls' pussies go up and down instead of left to right?

A: So when they slide down the banister it doesn't go
BbBbBbBbBbBbB!!!

1 people have rated this joke:

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	Funny Riddles (5136):Funny Riddles (378): What happens when a clown has flatulency?...

Posted by Lucky Lucy on 07-Aug-2005

What happens when a clown has flatulency?...

What happens when a clown has flatulency?

It smells funny.

1 people have rated this joke:

1.00/10

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