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| Posted by Lauren M on 07-Aug-2005 | What do you do with a dog that has no legs?...What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
- Take him for a drag.
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| Posted by Chris W. Hoover on 14-Aug-2005 | Which to Marry?A guy decides it's time to get marry. He gives each of his current
girlfriends $1,000. One spends $200 on clothes, puts $800 in the bank.
Second spends $800 on clothes, puts $200 in the bank. Third puts the whole
$1,000 in the bank.
Q: Which one did he marry?
A: The one with the big boobs.
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| Posted by matt D on 14-Aug-2005 | beanerQ.What disease do you get when you eat beans?
A.Fart disease!
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| Posted by MILES NEIVERT on 14-Aug-2005 | Bzz...plopQ: What goes "Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz plop?"
A: A bee laughing it's head off!
Q: Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
A: To avoid falling into the hot cocoa!
Q: What's small, purple, and dangerous?
A: A grape with a gun!
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| Posted by Lucky A. Shorty on 07-Aug-2005 | Why did the bride wear her ring on the wrong...Why did the bride wear her ring on the wrong
hand?
Because she married the wrong person.
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| Posted by Greg Y on 14-Aug-2005 | anteaterQ.What do you call a anteater that doesn't eat ants?
A.An anti-eater!
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| Posted by Beck Rose on 14-Aug-2005 | St. LooThere was a young man from St. Loo,
Sho gave his sister a screw.
He said, with aplomb,
"You're better than Mom."
She replied, "That's what Dad said too!"
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| Posted by Murph J. Smith on 07-Aug-2005 | What do you get when you cross a donkey and...What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?
Either an onion with a hell of a kick to it,
or a piece of ass that just makes you want to
cry!
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