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| Posted by Harry Nipples on 07-Aug-2005 | Hey, did you hear that the Yugo company is...Hey, did you hear that the Yugo company is coming out with a station wagon?
It's going to be called a "we-all-go"
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| Posted by GrLuLoVe To HaTe on 07-Aug-2005 | What do you call two skunks in the 69 position?...What do you call two skunks in the 69 position?
Oder Eaters.
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| Posted by A J Picozzi on 14-Aug-2005 | Help!One night a girl named Jamie had a dream. She dreamed she was being chased
by a lion. Up ahead she saw a tree. She decided to climb up it to escape.
When she had almost reached the top she heard a hissing sound. She looked
up. It was a snake. THere she was trapped in the middle of the tree, with
a snake coming towards her an the lion at the bottom.
Question: How did she escape?
Answer: She woke up.
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| Posted by Thomas Flask on 14-Aug-2005 | Peter PanWhy is peter pan green?
If someone hit you in the peter with a pan you'd be green too.
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| Posted by Dan Roberts on 07-Aug-2005 | What's the difference between a woman in church...What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?
The woman in church has hope in her soul.
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| Posted by Cutie23Girl on 07-Aug-2005 | What is green and has four wheels?...What is green and has four wheels?
- Grass. (I lied about the wheels.)
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| Posted by Sarah E. Bellis on 14-Aug-2005 | apple and wormWhat did the apple say to the worm?
You're boring me.
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| Posted by XiA0bAbY on 14-Aug-2005 | golfQ: why should a golf player always bring an extra shirt when he
plays golf?
A: just in cause he gets a hole in 1!
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