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| Posted by Pretzelkin on 14-Aug-2005 | Two Most Famous Black Women in HistoryWho are the two most famous black women in history?
Aunt Jemima and Mutha Fucker!
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| Posted by I Like Cheese You Like Cheese on 07-Aug-2005 | What's the difference between a cloud and...What's the difference between a cloud and a boy who is being spanked?
One pours rain and the other roars with pain.
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| Posted by bsbcrazy on 07-Aug-2005 | Why did the chicken cross the road?...Why did the chicken cross the road?
- To escape an oppressive military regime.
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| Posted by Lauren M on 07-Aug-2005 | What do you do with a dog that has no legs?...What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
- Take him for a drag.
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| Posted by Chris W. Hoover on 14-Aug-2005 | Which to Marry?A guy decides it's time to get marry. He gives each of his current
girlfriends $1,000. One spends $200 on clothes, puts $800 in the bank.
Second spends $800 on clothes, puts $200 in the bank. Third puts the whole
$1,000 in the bank.
Q: Which one did he marry?
A: The one with the big boobs.
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| Posted by matt D on 14-Aug-2005 | beanerQ.What disease do you get when you eat beans?
A.Fart disease!
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| Posted by MILES NEIVERT on 14-Aug-2005 | Bzz...plopQ: What goes "Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz plop?"
A: A bee laughing it's head off!
Q: Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
A: To avoid falling into the hot cocoa!
Q: What's small, purple, and dangerous?
A: A grape with a gun!
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