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| Posted by Bruce D. Ragusa on 09-Aug-2005 | Smart snake breederThere once was a snake breeder who had two snakes he was trying to mate. For the life of him, he couldn't get them within two feet of each other. Frustrated, he called up the local zoologist, and explained the situation. She hurried over, picked up the snakes and looked at them. "You know what I would do?" she said. "See that tree over there? Chop it down, chop off a good sized log, split the log in two, and make two tables out of them. Put the tables and the snakes into a cage, and let them go at it."
Well, the breeder thought that this was insane, but having no other options, he tried it. Sure enough, a few days later he had a whole slew of baby snakes. He called up the zoologist, and asked her how that was possible. She replied, "Well, you see, those snakes were adders. And everybody knows that to get adders to multiply you need log tables."
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| Posted by chris on 14-Aug-2005 | Monkey Jokewhy can't a bicycle stand by its self?
Cause it two tired.
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| Posted by Tim Lucky on 14-Aug-2005 | untitledWhat do gay men do when they leave the bar?
push in their stool!
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| Posted by Cliff J. Not Available on 14-Aug-2005 | Walk Into a BarQ: What do you say when you walk into a bar??
A: OUCH!!!
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| Posted by Mikah B. Horn on 14-Aug-2005 | You know you are a loserYou know you are a loser when during masturbation you yell out
your own name "Oh, Oh Lou.... I mean Pamela, Pamela, Pamelou Lou"
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| Posted by Scott Richey on 14-Aug-2005 | DUHHHHSHMAMDAYSHANWICHES
SH-MAM-DAY-SHANWICHES PROLONGED
SHMAMDAYSHANWICHES
SHMAMDAYSHANWICHES
SHMAMDAYSHANWICHES
SHMAMDAYSHANWICHES
SHMAMDAYSHANWICHES
SHMAMDAYSHANWICHES
SHMAMDAYSHANWICHES
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Now say it 10 times.
Now what's the first thing that you think about after you said
it 10 times?
Repeat 3 more times and asnwer this question: What is a
SHMAMDAYSHANWICHES?
Figure it out and you will get the joke, it's easy.
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| Posted by alisha bowden on 12-Aug-2005 | Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!After each question, your say: "Rubber Jugs and Liquor".
Q: What did you have for breakfast?
A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!
Q: What did you have for lunch?
A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!
Q: What did you have for supper?
A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!
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Q: What would you do if you saw a hot chick walking down the street?
hee-hee hoo-hoo haa-haa!
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| Posted by Kaero on 12-Aug-2005 | UndecidedThe confused young man couldn't decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as he might, he just could not make up his mind.
Unwilling to give up either, he strung them along for far too long. This indecision continued until both young women got tired of the situation and left him for good.
Moral of the story: You can't have your Kate and Edith too!
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| Posted by WhaWhitney on 12-Aug-2005 | Plastic WrapThis cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as shorts.
The doctor walks in and tells him - "I can clearly see your nuts!"
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| Posted by Irena Z. Paluch on 12-Aug-2005 | If, And, Butt!If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.
And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker.
And a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper.
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
Answer: A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.
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