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– Dirty Room Desperation
– A rope ends it Morse
Code – Here comes the dots Slot
Machines – Money lost in ‘em Mother-in
Law – Woman Hitler Semolina
– It’s no meal Many
people mistake short memory for a clear conscience. Ever
notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I. Energizer
Bunny Arrested – Charged with battery. Very
funny Scotty – now beam down my clothes. Warning
– dates on a calendar are closer that they appear. Don’t
take life too seriously, you won’t survive. Daddy,
why doesn’t the magnet pick-up this floppy disk APPLE
Copyright – 1767 Sir Isaac Lottery
– A tax levied on people who are bad at math. Change
is inevitable, except from a slot machine. Pentiums. Melts in your PC, not in your
hands. OOPS,
my brain just hit a bad sector. A
little work, a little sleep, a little love and it’s all over. A.I.
– Used to beat real stupidity. Consciousness
– the annoying time in between naps. COINCIDENCE
happens. He who laughs last, thinks the slowest. Okay,
who put a stop payment on my reality check. I.R.S.
– We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got. A
man needs good memory after he has lied Suicidal
Twin kills by mistake!! I
used to have a handle on life, then it broke. 90%
of all statistics are all made up. We
are born naked, wet and hungry. It gets worse from there. C++
should’ve been called B A
flashlight is a case to hold leaking batteries. Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. Save
the whales, collect the whole set.
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