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Funny PoemsPoems is an ancient form of literature wherein words are arranged to rhyme and are recited in similar fashion all throughout the piece. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com has a varied collection of Funny Poems that is another twist to this ancient form of word art giving it a humorous touch. Some find them boring, some rather uninteresting, but we have a collection of Funny Poems that is sure to attract most people due to their humorous content. Poetry does not have to be boring and non-appealing, it has to be acceptable to the masses whoever you may be. These Funny Poems have the twist not only to attract attention but they can get the reader to smile in the process as they go on reading it through to till the end. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com is considered to be the biggest collection of jokes and other fun stuff on the web to date. With over 60,000 individual entries grouped into over 90 categories it is truly extensive. The collection covers all imaginable topics you can think of, so what are you waiting for log on and see what you are missing. www.Funny-Jokes-Portal.com for all your funny bone needs and a whole lot more fun stuff anywhere else on the web. Send in your jokes and Funny Poems to us so you can help in making us the biggest source of fun stuff on the web. Funny Poems“Studying
expands knowledge, Knowledge
is power, Power
corrupts, Corruption
is a crime, Crime
doesn’t pay, So
Why study?” “Now
I lay me down to study I
pray to the Lord I won’t go nutty If
I should fail to learn this junk I
pray to the Lord I would not flunk But
if I do, don’t pity me at all Just
lay my bones in the study hall Tell
my teacher I did my best Then
pile my books upon my chest Now
I lay me down to rest If
I should die before I wake That’s
one less test I’d have to take.” There
was a young lady at sea Who
complained that it hurt to pee. Said the brawny old mate, “ That accounts for the state, of the cook and the captain and me!”
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