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Funny Poems

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Funny Poems

“Studying expands knowledge,

Knowledge is power,

Power corrupts,

Corruption is a crime,

Crime doesn’t pay,

So Why study?”

“Now I lay me down to study

I pray to the Lord I won’t go nutty

If I should fail to learn this junk

I pray to the Lord I would not flunk

But if I do, don’t pity me at all

Just lay my bones in the study hall

Tell my teacher I did my best

Then pile my books upon my chest

Now I lay me down to rest

If I should die before I wake

That’s one less test I’d have to take.”

There was a young lady at sea

Who complained that it hurt to pee.

Said the brawny old mate, “ That accounts for the state, of the cook and the captain and me!”
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Sex in Madras (a Poem)Matt S. N/A Funny Poems1.00
the PeakFoxy227 Funny Poems ---
Britney SpearsKate D. Great Funny Poems ---
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Bathroom Rhymes and Graffiti (Part 8)TigerFly Funny Poems ---
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Flying Boy!Mezza Funny Poems ---
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