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| Posted by Tenny on 14-Aug-2005 | Cute Sex RhymesSuzie and Taylor are naked on the bed
Taylor wants her pussy but he gets her boobz instead
Suzie and Micheal fucking on the counter
Micheal fucks her hard to make her scream his name louder
Jack and Jill are fucking on the floor
Jacks fucks her really hard cuz she's screaming for more
Sarah and Jacob fucking on the bed
Jacob goes bang and Sarah gives him head
Pete Pete he luvs to eat
Spread your legs and you'll have a nice treat
Spread your legs close your eyes
Than you'll have a big surprise
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| Posted by Rae211 on 14-Aug-2005 | FlowersFlowers have so many colors,
It's fun to see them in the summer.
In the park they are all in columns,
They witer away in the autumn.
They would reappear in the spring,
When birds on tree tops sing.
Flowers are so nice,
Too bad they can't live on ice.
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| Posted by Tara A. Lindenmuth on 14-Aug-2005 | CondomsIn days of old,
When knights were bold,
And condoms weren't invented,
They wrapped their socks,
Around their cocks,
And babies were prevented.
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| Posted by Bob Nelson on 14-Aug-2005 | Paid a Dime to ShitHere I sit all broken hearted, paid a dime to shit and only farted.
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| Posted by DAVID on 14-Aug-2005 | Jack and JillJack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Suddenly Jack unzippd his fly and Jill said I don't wanna.
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| Posted by _Bambi_ on 14-Aug-2005 | The Boy's OccupationThe boy's occupation
Was to stick his boneration
In the girl's seperation
To increase the population
And I learned this infomation
In Sex education
And if you want a demonstration
Then let's get to the action
For some satisfation
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| Posted by Emily L. Russell on 14-Aug-2005 | loveone day walking on the street i saw a man love at first sight
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| Posted by Angie_Babes on 14-Aug-2005 | The Good Ship VenusTwas on the good ship Venus,
By Christ you should have seen us!
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast was a raging penis.
The captain's name was Morgan,
A homosexual gorgan!
Three times a day he used to play
With his erotic organ
The captain's wife was Mabel
Whenever she was able,
She'd lie prostrate with the second mate
Upon the captain's table.
The ship's dogs name was Rover,
The crew they bowled him over.
They screwed that hound around and round
From Adelaide to Dover.
The captain's eldest daughter
Was swimming in the water.
Delighted squeals revealed that eels
Had found her sexual quarter.
The cabin boy was Pipper,
An artful little nipper.
He stuffed his arse with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper!
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| Posted by geoff bauer on 14-Aug-2005 | PoopWhen I see Shit,
I have A Fit,
Cuz when it comes out of my ass,
It has this gas,
and i start to die,
but then i cry
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| Posted by Mike Postal on 14-Aug-2005 | Scrotum (song)Scrotum, It just a sac of skin
Scrotum, It keeps your testies in
Scrotum, what's that?
Its a sac of skin that keeps your testies in!
Scrotum, It just a sac of skin
Scrotum, It keeps your testies in
Scrotum, what's that?
Its a sac of skin that keeps your testies in!
TESTICALS
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