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Funny Politicians

These people are the least funny in the world, wrong, they are pretty much untouchable outside of the political system but that does not make them immune to the jokes we have in our Funny Politician pages. Funny Jokes Portal has a whole section dedicated to these respectable people called politicians. People who have the power to dictate a society’s future for better or worse. Funny Jokes Portal.com, where nobody escapes the humor of the world. Yes, even these politicians.

Funny Jokes Portal, where Funny Politicians get their fair share of ridicule along with everybody else. We strive to become the largest in terms of our jokes contained within our database. We currently have 90 categories or sections constituting almost 60,000 jokes from every imaginable topic or person. Funny Politicians are people nonetheless and they are entitled to humor just as all of us are. Funny Jokes Portal, where the best jokes and other funny stuff on the web are.

Log on now and get to see the most diverse collection of funny politician jokes on the web to date including some for these politicians. Many aim to be serious but even with all their efforts they still have critics who are either opponents in politics or just pretty darn discontent with the way they are performing in government may it be on a local or worldwide scale. Check out the following pages for a preview of the huge amount of jokes we have in our collection. Have a joke about politicians you’d want to share with the rest of the world, send them in and we’d spread the fun for you. Want to get Funny Politician jokes sent to you as well as other categories, subscribe to the mailing list and get it in your email for you to get your fun at your time may it be at home or in the workplace. Funny Jokes Portal, where all the best jokes reside and thrive.

Funny Politicians

A man was in a hot air balloon realizes all of a sudden that he was lost, reduces altitude and spots a woman walking below. So he descends a little more and shouts to the woman below, “Could you please help me, I’m lost and I promised a friend I’d meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I am?”

The woman replies, “ You’re inside a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet in the air, between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 west longitude.

“You must be an engineer,” says the lost guy. “I Am,” answers the woman below. “How did you know?” she asks.

“Well, everything you’ve just told me is technically correct. But I don’t know what to make of that information and that the fact that I still don’t know where I am and that I am still lost. Frankly, all you’ve done is waste more of my time and have not been much of any help at all,” says the balloonist.

“You must be a politician,” says the woman below. “How did you know?” asks the man in the balloon.

“Well, you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You have risen to where you are due to a lot of hot air. You’ve made a promise that you have no idea on how to keep and you expect people below you to solve your problems. The fact of the matter is you are exactly in the same position you were before we met, but now, it is now all my fault.”
NameRating
Bill Clinton - Similarities10.0
Winston Churchill10.0
Our Scary Gov't10.0
Tragedy8.29
Asian Blonde6.00
the Best Place To Meet Bill Cinton5.50
Good Trade5.00
Al Quiedia4.00
President Bush and Taliban Leader1.00
Iraqi One-Liners1.00
3 Parachutes 4men1.00
Green, Fuzzy...1.00
the Bush Joke1.00
George W. & the Queen1.00
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Horny Redneck ---
the W Song ---
Second Chance for Clinton, Lincoln, and Bush ---
How Can I Be A Better President ---
Bush and Moses ---
A Quickie ---
Clintons At the Ball Game ---
Osama Bin Laden and George Bush ---
Which World Leaders To Choose? ---
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True Staments ---
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the Pope and the Queen ---
Clinton's Clock ---
Three Empty Beer Bottles ---
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Bill Clinton on the Bottom ---
the Clinton Administration ---
Heaven ---
the Presidential Version of the TITANIC ---
Hillary's Pregnant ---
Survey About Bill Clinton ---
Clinton Country ---
Dinner At the White House ---
Wading Across the River ---
Bill Bill Bill ---
Footy ---
Tliban Navy ---
Janet Reno Slogans for Florida Governor ---
Osama Turns Him Self In ---
Safe Sex ---
Yellow Writing in the Snow ---
3 Boys Saved Bill Clinton's Life ---
Dying Preacher ---
Clinton's Nicknames Around the World ---
George W. Bush At the Gates of Heaven ---
Monica Lewinsky Vs. A Brick ---
IQ ---
Peace in the Middle East ---
the Clinton's Request ---
Hillary's Fortune ---
Clinton's Last Hurrah ---
the Three Midgets ---
Your Father's Son But Not Your Brother ---
Hillary's High School Boyfriend ---
What Bush's Speech Shoulda Been ---
Clinton Doesn't Use Bookmarks ---


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