Farmer Jokes
The farms of the world are well renowned for their laid-back atmosphere that is sure to bore most city dwellers. From the antics of animals to the people who run them, Funny Jokes Portal has one of the largest collections of Farmer Jokes on the internet to date. With over 90 or so categories to choose from, one is sure to find jokes and other funny stuff in our many selections. Bored of your daily routine, lighten up with a joke or two to get you back smiling and even laughing in your seat.
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Farmer Jokes
A
farmer was wondering how many head of sheep he had on his farm. He talked to
his dog and told him to do a head count and report to him once he was done. The
sheep dog came and told the farmer he counted forty sheep. The farmer was
perplexed for he knew he only had thirty eight. The dog replied, “I know, but I
rounded them up.”
A
teenage boy was entrusted by his father to go fetch some chickens from their
friend who lived a couple of miles from their farm. He
brought their pickup and went on his way leaving his father behind to rest his
aching back. As he was returning the crate fell bursting open allowing the
chickens to fly off in all directions. Scratching his head he goes down the
road and manages to get all of the wayward chickens back into the crate he
repaired. He stands for a while proud of himself as he didn’t let his father
down.
As
he got home, he
tells his father what happened, “ Pa, all the chickens got loose when the crate
fell from the truck.” As he was unloading the crate from the
truck.
“But
don’t worry, I got all of them twelve chickens back.”
“Very good son,” the proud father said, “I ordered only
seven.”
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