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| Posted by Chelsea Wilson on 14-Aug-2005 | Marry MeSarah: I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for you.
Mike: Then let's get married.
Sarah: I said in my heart not my head.
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| Posted by FloridaHottie4ya on 14-Aug-2005 | Talking DirtyWhen a man talks dirty to a women it's sexual harassment, but
when a woman talks dirty to a man it's $3.95 per minute!!
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| Posted by Gen_Aftertaste on 14-Aug-2005 | Keep a Dummy OccupiedHow do you keep a dummy occupied?
Read first line again.
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| Posted by Mo Jo on 14-Aug-2005 | santaSanta got to one house and thar was a hot girl laying thar.She
asked if he would spend the night.He said Ho Ho got to go got to
go all the little boys and girls are whating for me.Thin she
took off all her cothes and she asked once more. He sayed ho
ho got to stay got to stay can't go up the chemney whith my dick
this way.
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| Posted by Mira Maines on 14-Aug-2005 | StupidityIf stupidity was worth a penny, you would be a trillionaire.
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| Posted by Lila Lila on 14-Aug-2005 | Your breath smells so bad...Your breath smells so bad people are just waiting for your farts.
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| Posted by Frenzy Freek on 14-Aug-2005 | One LeggedWhere does one legged people eat at?
IHOP.
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| Posted by Dick Richardson on 14-Aug-2005 | Bumber StickerI see this on a jeep every morning when I walk to school, and I
just wanted to share it:
I'd hit you, but shit splatters.
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| Posted by Amanda Ciaramella on 14-Aug-2005 | DumbYou're so dumb that when you see a sign that says "No to crack," it
reminds you to pull your pants up.
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| Posted by Auzzie Frog on 14-Aug-2005 | MexicansQ: why are there no mexican olympics?
A: Because anyone who can run jump or swim are allready in the U.S.
Q: Why did only 200 mexicans cross the border today?
A: Because they only had one van.
Q: How do you find out the population of mexico?
A: Drop a quarter on the ground.
Q: How do you find the richest man in mexico?
A: Who ever found the quarter.
Q: What should the new name for mcdonalds be called?
A: McMexicans
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