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Jokes about the News
Februaryn 30, 2007, Royters
Central
Command in Iraq has noted that there has
been a marked improvement in the security situation in the said country they
invaded that they might be sending home troops in a very short time. This
evaluation comes timely to the marked division of congress whether or not to
send in more troops and sign a new increased budget that the President has
filed before them. This comes as the OIC in charge of all Iraq security efforts reports his findings to a group of senators who have
visited the area with him. The marked safety and security is very evident in
the areas that the group visited where people walk and conduct business as if
there were no violent acts being committed all around them.
The
said inspection was the culmination of 3 month’s sweeps by the US Special
Forces, marines, Army and Naval personnel. The numbers
of the security that were posted during the said Security Evaluation had 75% of
all American troops and war materiel moved into and around the surrounding
areas where the said inspection was conducted. Not to mention the finding of
100 dead bodies that were found at different locations just outside the secure
perimeter provided most of the American forces in Iraq.
In
other news
A lengthy car chase ended when a car ran a
speed trap and was chased for hours by police that ended thankfully enough
peacefully with the suspect apprehended and taken into custody without much
incident as he surrendered to Police. The chase took a couple of hours and involved
some dozen Police Units and 2 Police helicopters around the city.
When
asked by police, “ Why the hell did you run, you know
you were going 50 km/h faster than the speed
limit and that resistance was futile as was trying to loose us?”
The
man answers, “ My tail lights were busted.”
“Why
didn’t you just stop and tell us that in the first place?” asked police
detectives who apprehended him.
He
answers, “ Coz I didn’t want to get rear ended!!!”
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