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| Posted by Hector R. Cruz on 09-Aug-2005 | "Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be
thought half as good. Luckily, thisCharlotte Whitton
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| Posted by Austin Anderson on 07-Aug-2005 | "I was married by a judge. I should have asked..."I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
- George Burns
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| Posted by jarmo two on 07-Aug-2005 | It is not true that life is one damn thing...It is not true that life is one damn thing after another.
It's one damn thing over and over.
- Edna St. Vincent Millay
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| Posted by Joanne Massoud on 09-Aug-2005 | "A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car."Carrie Snow
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| Posted by Wedgey Boy on 07-Aug-2005 | "Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together..."Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank
robbery has just taken place."
- Johnny Carson
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| Posted by Peter A. Gelinas on 07-Aug-2005 | "People who hate cats, will come back as mice..."People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."
- Faith Resnick
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| Posted by dodo zhang on 07-Aug-2005 | "On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth...."On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we
can open all our own jars."
- Bruce Willis (On the difference between men and women)
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| Posted by amanda j. tanner on 07-Aug-2005 | Society is like a stew....Society is like a stew.
If you don't keep it stirred up,
you get a lot of scum on top.
- Edward Abbey
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| Posted by Raymond Kurtis on 07-Aug-2005 | "I never gave them hell. I only told the..."I never gave them hell. I only told the truth and they thought it was hell."
- Harry S. Truman
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| Posted by Seamus G. Beirne on 07-Aug-2005 | "Life without music would be an intolerable..."Life without music would be an intolerable insult."
- Edward Abbey
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| Posted by Amy Hakwkins on 07-Aug-2005 | The man with the best job in the country is...The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has
to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?"
- Will Rogers
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| Posted by Vortex on 07-Aug-2005 | Put it back in the horse!...Put it back in the horse!
- H. Allen Smith, an American humorist in the '30s-'50s,
after he drank his first American beer at a bar.
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| Posted by Hash Brown on 07-Aug-2005 | I love California. I practically grew up in...I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
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| Posted by imadumbass9889 on 07-Aug-2005 | "Sometimes I think astronauts are the luckiest..."Sometimes I think astronauts are the luckiest people on earth, but only
when they're in space."
- Alan Smithee
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| Posted by Kaveh C. Mohebbi on 07-Aug-2005 | Never take a job where winter winds can blow...Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.
- Geraldo Rivera
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| Posted by CH_2005 on 07-Aug-2005 | The important thing is never to stop questioning....The important thing is never to stop questioning.
- Albert Einstein
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| Posted by Tony Klassen on 07-Aug-2005 | "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped..."Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have
never forgotten this."
- Anonymous
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| Posted by Ed J. Early on 07-Aug-2005 | "I'm glad the electric chair is the only method..."I'm glad the electric chair is the only method of capital punishment that
involves powered furniture. Just imagine being executed by an adjustable
bed."
- Paul Paternoster
"I've heard people say the electric chair is "cruel and unusual", but I
think it's a lot quicker and more humane than its predecessor, the steam
chair."
- Claire Voltaire, inspired by Paul Paternoster
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| Posted by angel phobia on 07-Aug-2005 | The simple step of a courageous individual...The simple step of a courageous individual is not to take part
in the falsehood. One word of truth outweighs the world.
- Alexander Solzhenitsyn
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| Posted by anglebaby on 07-Aug-2005 | Doing for people what they can and ought to...Doing for people what they can and ought to do for themselves is
a dangerous
experiment. In the last analysis the welfare of the workers
depends on their
own private initiative.
- Samuel Gompers, 1915
President, American Federation of Labor
1886 - 1924
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| Posted by chatty girl on 07-Aug-2005 | "We got new advice as to what motivated man..."We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free
his hands for masturbation."
- Jane Wagner
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| Posted by Ken c. Jupre on 07-Aug-2005 | The problem was his poetry, which was of the...The problem was his poetry, which was of the Naturalistic school and
leaned heavily on the S alliteration: "Sad, sorrow-sunk survivors of a
sadistic society, saturated with strong, stiff stench of stifling
strife..."
- Patrick F. McManus
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