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| Posted by Hector R. Cruz on 09-Aug-2005 | "Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be
thought half as good. Luckily, thisCharlotte Whitton
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| Posted by Joanne Massoud on 09-Aug-2005 | "A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car."Carrie Snow
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| Posted by Wedgey Boy on 07-Aug-2005 | "Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together..."Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank
robbery has just taken place."
- Johnny Carson
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| Posted by Austin Anderson on 07-Aug-2005 | "I was married by a judge. I should have asked..."I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
- George Burns
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| Posted by Jennifer M. Talbot on 09-Aug-2005 | "A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't."Rhonda Hansome
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| Posted by Miss Who on 09-Aug-2005 | "I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."Gilda Radner
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| Posted by Sumit W. Khan on 07-Aug-2005 | "I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort..."I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me"
- Herman Melville
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| Posted by amanda j. tanner on 07-Aug-2005 | Society is like a stew....Society is like a stew.
If you don't keep it stirred up,
you get a lot of scum on top.
- Edward Abbey
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