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| Posted by jarmo two on 07-Aug-2005 | It is not true that life is one damn thing...It is not true that life is one damn thing after another.
It's one damn thing over and over.
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Events Jokes (3987):Funny Quotes (263): "My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my
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| Posted by Arty S. Choco on 09-Aug-2005 | "My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my
head on the top bunk bedErma Bombeck
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Events Jokes (3987):Funny Quotes (263): "Any husband who says. "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is
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| Posted by Jaime M. Albright on 09-Aug-2005 | "Any husband who says. "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is
talking about either a lawBill Cosby
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Events Jokes (3987):Funny Quotes (263): "When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
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| Posted by Lorelea on 09-Aug-2005 | "When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country. It's a wholeElaine Boosler
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Events Jokes (3987):Funny Quotes (263): Miss Bindle was the Jesse James of sarcasm: she could quick-draw a
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| Posted by Kellen Cuttance on 09-Aug-2005 | Miss Bindle was the Jesse James of sarcasm: she could quick-draw a
sarcastic remark and drill you bPatrick F. McManus
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Events Jokes (3987):Funny Quotes (263): "I've been doing the Fonda workout: The Peter Fonda workout. That's where
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| Posted by REM on 09-Aug-2005 | "I've been doing the Fonda workout: The Peter Fonda workout. That's where
I wake up, take a hit ofKevin Meaney
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Events Jokes (3987):Funny Quotes (263): "Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps
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| Posted by Henry Alarcon on 09-Aug-2005 | "Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps
they should live next door andKatharine Hepburn
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Events Jokes (3987):Funny Quotes (263): "Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be
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| Posted by Hector R. Cruz on 09-Aug-2005 | "Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be
thought half as good. Luckily, thisCharlotte Whitton
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| Posted by Joanne Massoud on 09-Aug-2005 | "A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car."Carrie Snow
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| Posted by Wedgey Boy on 07-Aug-2005 | "Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together..."Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank
robbery has just taken place."
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