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| Posted by Sun -. Shine on 07-Aug-2005 | "I'm desperately trying to figure out why..."I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
- Dave Edison
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| Posted by Sundi Jo M. Graham on 09-Aug-2005 | "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."Maryon Pearson
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| Posted by Jocky on 07-Aug-2005 | To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's...To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no
choreography and the dancers hit each other.
- J. Handy
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| Posted by Dr.16 on 07-Aug-2005 | "Sometimes when I'm sitting in my car at a..."Sometimes when I'm sitting in my car at a stop light, I imagine myself as
Luke Skywalker, and I close my eyes and concentrate on using The Force.
Sometimes I have to concentrate longer than others, but I know it works,
'cause the light always turns green."
- Troy Peterson
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| Posted by Ken c. Jupre on 07-Aug-2005 | The problem was his poetry, which was of the...The problem was his poetry, which was of the Naturalistic school and
leaned heavily on the S alliteration: "Sad, sorrow-sunk survivors of a
sadistic society, saturated with strong, stiff stench of stifling
strife..."
- Patrick F. McManus
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| Posted by Vanessa E. Saunders on 07-Aug-2005 | "My mother never saw the irony in calling..."My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
- Jack Nicholson
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| Posted by Julia A. Lundberg on 07-Aug-2005 | Better a cruel truth than a comfortable delusion....Better a cruel truth than a comfortable delusion.
- Edward Abbey
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| Posted by Stephanie Lewis on 07-Aug-2005 | If God had intended us to drink beer, He would...If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
- David Daye
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| Posted by JonHui666 on 07-Aug-2005 | Only a fool would leave the enjoyment of rainbows...Only a fool would leave the enjoyment of rainbows
to the opticians. Or give the science of optics
the last word on the matter.
- Edward Abbey
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