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| Posted by Stephanie Lewis on 07-Aug-2005 | If God had intended us to drink beer, He would...If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
- David Daye
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| Posted by JonHui666 on 07-Aug-2005 | Only a fool would leave the enjoyment of rainbows...Only a fool would leave the enjoyment of rainbows
to the opticians. Or give the science of optics
the last word on the matter.
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| Posted by sarah simone on 09-Aug-2005 | "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your
girlfriends."Laurie Kuslansky
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| Posted by jarmo two on 07-Aug-2005 | It is not true that life is one damn thing...It is not true that life is one damn thing after another.
It's one damn thing over and over.
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Events Jokes (3987):Funny Quotes (263): "My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my
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| Posted by Arty S. Choco on 09-Aug-2005 | "My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my
head on the top bunk bedErma Bombeck
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Events Jokes (3987):Funny Quotes (263): "Any husband who says. "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is
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| Posted by Jaime M. Albright on 09-Aug-2005 | "Any husband who says. "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is
talking about either a lawBill Cosby
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Events Jokes (3987):Funny Quotes (263): "When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
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| Posted by Lorelea on 09-Aug-2005 | "When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
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Events Jokes (3987):Funny Quotes (263): Miss Bindle was the Jesse James of sarcasm: she could quick-draw a
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| Posted by Kellen Cuttance on 09-Aug-2005 | Miss Bindle was the Jesse James of sarcasm: she could quick-draw a
sarcastic remark and drill you bPatrick F. McManus
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Events Jokes (3987):Funny Quotes (263): "I've been doing the Fonda workout: The Peter Fonda workout. That's where
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| Posted by REM on 09-Aug-2005 | "I've been doing the Fonda workout: The Peter Fonda workout. That's where
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Events Jokes (3987):Funny Quotes (263): "Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps
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| Posted by Henry Alarcon on 09-Aug-2005 | "Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps
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