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| Posted by Chris Dutto on 14-Aug-2005 | Sprint vs. MonicaWhat's the difference between Sprint and Monica Lewinsky?
They're both ten cents a minute, but you can always bargain.
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| Posted by Richard R. Dooley on 14-Aug-2005 | I'm Glad I'm FreeI'm glad I'm American, I'm glad I'm free, I wish I was a dog and
Bill Clinton was a tree!
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| Posted by Tina B on 14-Aug-2005 | Clinton's Favorite Bible VerseWhat's Bill Clinton's favorite bible verse?
Psalms 23:10 -- "My rod in my staff, it comforts me..."
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| Posted by Necdet Kaskarli on 14-Aug-2005 | Save My SpotBill and Hillary are laying in bed sleeping. Bill's sound asleep Hillary
wakes up abprutly and starts shaking Bill and shouting his name. Bill
says, "Hillary! What do you want?!" Hillary says, "I have to go to the
bathroom" Bill says, "Why do you wake me up for that?" Hillary says, "I
want you to save my spot"
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| Posted by Bazigar on 14-Aug-2005 | The Ostrich, the Giant, and ClintonAn ostrich, a giant, and Bill Clinton are waiting for a bus. They wait and
wait. A man with a yellow cane sits down on the bench next to Bill.
"Excuse me, sirs," he says. "Could you tell me when the bus comes? I'm
blind."
The ostrich replies, "I can't. My head's in the sand."
The giant chimes in, "I can't. My head's in the clouds."
The blind man turns to Bill, who says, "I can't. My head's in my ass."
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| Posted by Joely Ole on 14-Aug-2005 | Clinton's Dinner PartyHillary and Bill were invited to a dinner party. Bill steps onto the plane
and sees Hillary there naked. He says, "You aren't going like that are
you?" She replies, "Why not?" "this is a dinner party dear, and it makes
you look like a whore." "Oh alright..I'll go and change." So, Hillary goes
off to change. She comes back... and Bill is in the buff, except for a
potato on his cock. "You sent me to change then you are going to go like
that?" "Why..of course! If you were going to go as a whore..why can't I go
as a Dictator?"
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| Posted by Minty Fresh on 14-Aug-2005 | C-Span & Home Shopping NetworkI don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and
the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a
congressman.
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| Posted by nikki engelmann on 14-Aug-2005 | Colleges for White House InternsEver since Bill Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky, the White House
interns can only come from four colleges: Oral State, Ball State,
Moorehead College and Bringham Young.
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| Posted by Lucille's Balls on 14-Aug-2005 | Spelling BeeTed Kennedy, Bill Clinton, and Al Gore are in a spelling bee. Who wins?
Al Gore, he's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
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| Posted by Button on 14-Aug-2005 | NFL KickerYou know why Monica Lewinsky would make a great NFL Kicker?
Because, she doesn't choke on the long, hard ones!
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