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| Posted by Tiger Lily on 14-Aug-2005 | McDonald's, Bill Clinton, Monica LewinskyWhat do McDonald's, Bill Clinton, and Monica Lewinsky all have in common?
Fourty year old meat, in between ten year old buns.
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| Posted by Luis F. Tefonse on 14-Aug-2005 | Monica's IdolMiss Lewinsky started working in the political circut withot a single
mentor. But once in the Whitehouse she always found herself looking up to
the Pesident.
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| Posted by Kim T on 14-Aug-2005 | Clinton's Motto for InternsWhat is President Clinton's motivational motto for new interns?
"No stain, no gain..."
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| Posted by Matt R. Dube on 14-Aug-2005 | 10 years later...Monica was entering her favorite downtown watering hole after a day in the
office of press secretary Dick Gephardt. As she checked for scuff markes
in her pressed slacks she approached the bar. Ha, whataya know sitting
there sipping on some tap beer was Paula. She could't resist, so she made
her presence be known. After an hour or so they became quite comfortable
with each other and the sex questions poured like the cheap beer they were
drinking that happy hour. Monica looked at Paula with a half squint from
her left eye and asked with a shiteating grin..."So Paula, tell me
honestly. Did you ever reach climax with Billy?" Paula nearly squirming
off her bar throne couldn't help but give the utmost truth, knowing if she
lied...(well thats another joke) Paula replied as she let a little gas
from the last gulp of beer, "Well honey it was close but no cigar!"
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| Posted by mark m. miller on 14-Aug-2005 | Bill's Last Gift to MonicaWhat was Bill Clinton's last gift to Monica?
Spot remover.
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| Posted by The Rat on 14-Aug-2005 | HitlerQ. Why did Hitler commit suicide?
A. He got the gas bill.
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| Posted by Craig on 14-Aug-2005 | First ladyWhy Do They Call Hillary Clinton The First Lady?
Hey, you gotta' start counting somewhere!!!!!
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| Posted by A J Picozzi on 14-Aug-2005 | Respect? In The White House?What is the most respected thing that passes throught the White House?
A tourist.
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| Posted by afman on 14-Aug-2005 | Congress...Wisdom?Rep. Bill Schuette (R-MI) recently adcvised constituents not to expect
all their problems to be solved by the federal government. He warned
voters, "Congress is not the sole suppository of wisdom."
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| Posted by Ken c. Jupre on 14-Aug-2005 | How Many Interns at the White House?How many Interns does it take to screw in a light bulb at the White House?
None...They are too busy screwing the president!
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