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| Posted by Guylaine Castro on 14-Aug-2005 | Government Sponsored DietA new diet study concludes that skipping meals every other day may actually benefit one's health.
In response, President Bush proposed a new budget cut to improve the health of the poor.
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| Posted by Princess foxy on 14-Aug-2005 | You know how those Politicians areA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate.
He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer said he had buried them.
The sheriff then asked the old farmer, "Where they ALL dead?"
The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."
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| Posted by frogstomp on 12-Aug-2005 | Bin laden, sadam hussane and a camelbin laden, sadam hussane were sitting in a cave thinking of ways to bomb the U.S.A. and bin laden had his camel with him.
A man walks in lifts up the camels tail then walks out, then another man walks in lifts up the camels tail then walks out.
Sadam is looking a bit puzzled so he gose and asks a gard outside \"why are people coming in the cave, looking at the camels ass, then walking out?\" the gard replys \"oh, theres a man out there telling them that theres a camel in there with two arseholes.\"
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| Posted by Lucille's Balls on 14-Aug-2005 | Get ready for WorkWhat does Hillary Clinton do after she shaves her pussy?
Puts a suit and tie on him and sends him off to run the country.
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| Posted by Prankster (Jake) on 14-Aug-2005 | Monica with Hoop EaringsWhy does Monica Lewinsky wear hoop earings?
For stirrups.
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| Posted by Pik_a_Kitten on 14-Aug-2005 | Safe Sex"Practicing safe sex in the Clinton White House means making sure the door
is locked."
~ George Stephanopoulos
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| Posted by Anashel k. Hall on 14-Aug-2005 | Al Gore & ReligionHave any of you heard how Al Gore lives a Christ centered life? He gave a
big speech about how his faith is so important to him. Well the funny part
is, he said his favorite Bible verse is John 16:3. Of course the speech
writer meant 3:16, but wasn't familiar enough to catch the error. Well,
John 16:3 is, "And they will do this because they have not known the
Father or me."
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| Posted by Birdshite on 14-Aug-2005 | War Over ReligionInsight into going to war over religion:
"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better
imaginary friend."
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| Posted by Dave Mcdonald on 14-Aug-2005 | Clinton PoemHe lied on the stand,
With his cigar in his hand.
It's such a big mess,
Even on Lewinsky's dress.
He said straight out,
That he had no relations.
While Lewinsky pouts,
Tripp taped all conversations.
Starr rage on with tongue on fire,
Clinton you scum your just a big liar.
But why just blame Clinton alone.
The problem runs all through the home.
True each Clinton is quite a disgrace,
And now that White House is a dark place
So in regard to Clinton, it has to be said,
The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.
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| Posted by ANGEL D. HUDSON on 14-Aug-2005 | Bill and Monica Eating OutBill and Monica are sneeking out of the office to go out to eat.
What did Bill order for Monica to eat?
Head cheese.
What did Monica order for Bill to eat?
Cream cheese.
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