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| Posted by danny on 14-Aug-2005 | Good NurseWhat do you get when you cross a hooker and a nurse?
Clinton health care.
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| Posted by FirePrincess on 14-Aug-2005 | Bill and Monica in CommonWhat do Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky have in common?
He didn't inhale and she didn't swallow!
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| Posted by Mara - on 14-Aug-2005 | Boxers or BriefsMr. DOLE was being interviewd by MTV and they popped the famous questoin,
"Do you wear boxers or briefs?"
"Depends." says Mr. DOLE.
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| Posted by Matthew G. Hornby on 14-Aug-2005 | IRA WARNINGAn Irishman arrives at the gates of heaven where he is
confronted by St. Peter.
"What have you been doing while you were down there?" asks St.
Peter
"I was in the IRA" answered the Irishman.
"Oh well you can't come in here," St. Peter says
"I'm not trying to get in," says the Irishman. "I'm giving you
all four minutes to get the fuck out."
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| Posted by Ali R. Hausfeld on 14-Aug-2005 | American SurveyA survey was taken of all the women in the United States. The
question was, "would you have sex with the president?" The
results were:
2% yes!
12% no!
86% not again!
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| Posted by Lacy M. Boyd on 14-Aug-2005 | Only Thing Not Begin Done in the White HouseWhat's the only thing not being done in the White House?
Hillary.
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| Posted by jacob l. sams on 14-Aug-2005 | Ups & DownsWe've learned a lot more about what was going on in the '96 election,
thanks to Monica and Bob Dole's viagra promos. It turns out that we had a
challenger who couldn't "keep it up" and a president who couldn't "keep it
down"!
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| Posted by Horn E. Guy on 14-Aug-2005 | Jerry and KenWhat do Jerry Springer and Kenneth Starr have in common?
They both start fights between hillbillies and their wives.
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| Posted by Marc A. Brekke on 14-Aug-2005 | Baloney...His baloney has a first name,
It's "I did not inhale."
His baloney has a second name,
"I wasn't getting tail."
He loves to sing it every day,
The White House people all just saaaaaaay,
That Billy Clinton has a way,
Of making bullshit sound ok!!!!!
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| Posted by dominick s. laporte on 14-Aug-2005 | Back to CourtWhy are Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinski going back to court?
Because Monica coughed up more evidence.
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