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Dumb Politics

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Dumb Politics

An American Democratic senator proposed a solution to the “Illegal Alien” issue that is fast becoming a growing problem in the said country. She passed a bill that aims to remove or at least revise the term “Alien” in the words used to describe illegal immigrants for they describe beings from other planets!

An American Congresswoman, who was questioned by Capitol Hill police, after she bypassed metal detectors installed at the entrance to the said facility. She claims that a white uniformed officer grabbed her when she walked past a checkpoint to enter the Longworth House Office Building, bypassing the metal detector. She admitted that she was not wearing her congressional pin but said that the police officer should have recognized her.

Various reports have her hitting the said officer with everything from her cellphone to her fist.

A week later, after a tense meeting with the Congressional Black Caucus, She apologizes on the house floor and expressed support for the Capitol Hill Police force.

there should not have been any physical contact in the stated incident,” she says. “I am sorry that this misunderstanding happened at all and I regret its escalation and I apologize.”

The incident was referred to the grand jury, which decided not to indict the Georgia Democrat though she lost her re-election bid in November.
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