Dumb Criminals
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Dumb Criminals
Jacksonville, N.C. – Authorities say a
woman suspected of robbing a bank surrendered to police after a reward was
offered for any information leading to her arrest. The police says she
surrendered to demand that the reward money be given to her friend who
accompanied her!!!.????
Camden, /Ark. – A man was arrested for
drunk driving while at a fast food drive thru window. He was arrested after
restaurant employees called police to report a driver who was taking too long(15 minutes to be exact) to get to the pick-up window of
the said fast-food chain.
Apparently,
the said man fell asleep at the wheel of his car after placing his order while
waiting for his turn at the second window where he was supposed to pick-up his
order.
Wasilla, Alaska – a man suspected of
burglary was caught after breaking into a woman’s house, stealing food, clothes
and some other items. The woman who was robbed says she was shocked to see that
somebody broke into her house and was even more surprised to see the man sleeping
in her car which was parked in her own garage. Careful not to wake the sleepy
head, she calls police who came to take him into custody. The case was rock
solid for as he slept in the woman’s car he was wearing one of her sweat shirts
to keep him warm.
Inwood,
W.V. – A man was arrested for robbery when he was caught trying to rob a man
with a pair of women’s underwear on his head and for a weapon he used a pistol
shaped lighter.
The
police spokes person,(trying very hard to contain himself from laughing) said
that the individual started on his hold-up spree with very little success for
the first guy he tried to hold-up laughed him off which forced him to get more
violent the next time round after a second victim laughed at him again. What he
didn’t know was that we have been informed of the existence of a panty-wearing
criminal who was stalking and robbing people in the area and we immediately
dispatched personnel to apprehend him.
Catching him was easy for one of his masks(panties)
was dangling from one of his pockets as he hurriedly hid the said clothing
article.
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